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The other day I was in my friend's car with her and her dad. We were talking when she pulls a potato out from under a seat. She said,"So that's where my brother put it!" She then gave it to her dad, who opened the window and threw it out, narrowly missing a man walking on the sidewalk. TheirLIA

Today I was playing COD. While I put my mic on the bed, I was talking to my cousin Christina on the phone about our boy problems for a good 15 minutes. After I hung up I got back on the mic and the three guys I were playing with were giving me dating advice. My life has come to the point where I'm taking boy advice by random guys while killing zombies. MLIA

Today, I looked up MLIJB on urban dictionary, this is what it said- "A vain attempt to counter the destructive forces of the internet against Justin Bieber; A cheap knockoff of MLIA that will never become popular; A website you join when you are admitting you need psychological help." We win. MLIA

Today, my dad gave me a choice between choosing concert tickets for Janet Jackson or Justin Beiber. I chose Janet Jackson. He gave me a hundred bucks for 'making the right choice in a do or die situation'. MLIA

I was talking to Cleverbot today and he told me he was Luna Lovegood, then asked, "Do you think he loves me?". I asked who, to which he replied, "Severus Snape". To which I said, "Why, yes, yes I do. Are you in love with Severus Snape?". He replied with, "Hell yes!" MLIA

Today, I read an MLIA about someone having a fortune cookie on December 5th saying that they should beware of that day in 3 months. That would be March 5th. On that day, Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL for the first time.A smart cookie, indeed. MLIA.

Today, I read a post about ninja.com, the deadly accurate search engine. It made me giggle so I favourited it. I came back a few hours later to look at my favourites and it had gone.. It truly is a ninja. MLIA?

Today, I was brainstorming some unique ways to ask a boy to prom. After failing epically at trying to think of one, I asked myself how I would want to be asked. Well, on my favorite website of course! So, Tellef Notevarp, will you go to prom with me? ---Arika(: MLIA

Today, my brother accidentally called me while driving,and for ten minutes straight was singing Avril Lavigne songs in a really high pitched voice before realizing he did it. Did I mention he's a huge Army guy? MLIA.

Today, I was trying to type the word twilight on my iPod. But I misspelled it and my iPod autocorrected the word to failing. I find this a suitable alternate word for twilight.