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For a while I thought nothing average would happen at my school. But tonight I was proven wrong as a guy ran past carrying a large inflatable giraffe with a group of other guys chasing him. They later tackled him and the giraffe into a snow drift. Oh school you amuse me. MLIA
#1337376 Comments: 10 Votes: average 588meh 33Share 
Today, we were sitting in the living room when randomly, my dad walks in, drops his sweats (which he had shorts under),and starts singing:"pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with ya pants on the ground". Yeah, I love my dad. MLIA.
#1337268 Comments: 62 Votes: average 528meh 50Share 
Today my mother walked in on me and my 21 year old brother playing, the floor is lava. She didn't make fun of us or anything. Instead she threw her bottled water all over the floor and said, "take that lava! Now your rock!" I love my mom! MLIA.
#1337243 Comments: 3 Votes: average 608meh 41Share 
Today, I found this video on Youtube where they go into McDonalds and sing a "I'm Hungry" version of the song "I'm Yours". Me and my friends are planning to do this to one of my other friends who work at McDonalds. MLIA.
#1337271 Comments: 9 Votes: average 498meh 37Share 
Today, my little brother had his birthday party. We went to a place and played Lazer Tag. When the game was over, I checked to see what I ranked. I ranked 7th out of 14th. I am now completely confused because there were only 6 of us that played.
#1337266 Comments: 2 Votes: average 532meh 44Share 
Today, I put together a mixed CD of soundtrack songs from movies such as "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" and "Pirates of the Caribbean". This way, I can pretend I'm going on an epic adventure when I'm in my car. MLIA.
#1337258 Comments: 14 Votes: average 537meh 26Share 
Me and my friend were eating lunch and she had a grape, juicyjuice, juice box. it said on the front 100% grape juice, we looked at the ingredients and the first one was apple juice. MLIA
#1337254 Comments: 112 Votes: average 653meh 34Share 
Today, my teacher passed out text books, and instructed us to write our names and the condition of the book on the inside cover. The student who had it before me said the condition was average. Naturally, I said that the condition was mehh. MLIA
#1533811 Comments: 0 Votes: average 653meh 45Share 
Last night my roommate and I decided to catch a 12:25am movie. While waiting for the movie to start a group of younger guys (maybe 18)came in. As we watched they pulled out a jar of peanut butter, one of jelly, a loaf of bread and a box of plastic spoons. Guess who enjoyed our movie with a delicious PB and J sandwich? MLIA
#1337272 Comments: 1 Votes: average 553meh 23Share 
Today my mom and I were at the movie theater. She always tells me how immature I am, but she is the one who grabs a handful of popcorn and throws it at some kids who were talking. MLIA
#1337241 Comments: 24 Votes: average 586meh 24Share 

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