Average word of the day:
player
Today while walking home from school I saw a little blond girl with a bakset. I stood to watch where she was going and then I noticed her put up a red hood. Withput thinking I yelled, "Little Red Riding Hood! Where are you going?" And she yelled back, "Grandm's!" and skipped off.
Yesterday in church class, the first graders were learning about different types of homes. The lead teacher asked, "And what's the most important thing to know about houses?" The new boy in front raised his hand and told her, "Never hide in the dryer!" I've never been more excited for Sunday. MLIA
Today I asked my boyfriend if he liked my feet. He said yes so I asked him why expecting him to respond that they are cute. His answer "because they're not hairy." I find this a completely valid answer. MLIA
Today, I overheard two boys talking about Jersey Shore. I work at a daycare and these boys are 8 years old. Im 17 and I had no idea what they were talking about. MLIA
Today I realised that rhinos are just really obese unicorns. MLIA
Today, I read an MLIA about laughing at February 30, 2010 as an expiration date. I didn't understand why they were laughing until I read another story that told me that Feb. 30 (National Ninja Day) doesn't exist because February only goes to the 28th.... oops. MLIA.
The last question for our symphonic band final exam was "draw a picture of an aligator playing your instrument." I play the bassoon. Most original drawing ever. MLIA
Today, I remembered that when we were little, my sister and I made a recording of the Pokemon telephone ring and set it as our dad's ringtone on his phone. Then we would purposefully call him in important meetings to embarrass him. His business partners thought he was cool. Way to go little us. MLIA
Today, my ELA teacher said, "If I ever find you plagiarising on a project that you hand in to me, I will do everything I can to get you expelled. I will plant drugs in your locker." MLIA