Today I bought microwavable fudge because it said "anyone can cook" add milk and put in the microwave for 4 minutes. It exploded. Personally I blame Betty Crocker. MLIA

Today, I was walking by two Asian guys, and as I was walking by them, one of them said something in Japanese and they both laughed. I don't speak Japanese, but I turned around and said "That's messed up, don't talk shit." One of the guys immediately turned and said "I'm sorry, I didn't know you spoke Japanese. We are very sorry." I said "Well I do, so watch your mouth!" Now not only am I paranoid of what people say around me in other languages, but I wonder what those two guys said about me... MLIA

Today I was watching The Lion King. I thought it was rather funny that Zazu starts singing "It's a small world afterall" to Scar and Scar yells at him to stop. Even Disney knows how annoying their own song is. MLIA

Today, my mom decided that in order to prepare me for my spanish midterm she wouldn't speak any English (she is relatively fluent in Spanish). I quickly got aggravated with her and cursed at her in Spanish. She got angry and firmly told me that she didn't want to hear profanities in either English or Spanish. So I cursed at her in French. I feel like I won. MLIA

Today, a man aged about 65 went past me on a barbie scooter and winked at me. Day made? I think so. MLIA.

Today, i found homework from sixth grade, the question was "two trains leave the station at the same time one going blah blah blah, which one gets there first?" my answer? "the one who didnt stop to pee." Go little me. MLIA

Today a girl in my class ask my teacher what Obama's last name was. The future of America isn't looking to promising. MLIA

Everyone knows the quote that says; "If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny..'" Well, I got in trouble for lying, so i used that . And they responded with: "Every parent says that". Being the smart ass i am , i replied with: "If every parent jumped off a bridge, would you?" I'm not in trouble anymore. mlia.

Today after the elementary schools day had ended, my mom and I were in her 1st grade classroom. While we were grading some of students subtraction papers my mom burst out laughing. It turns out that one of the little girls in the class didnt feel like doing subtraction that day and had changed all of the minus signs into addition. She from there managed to add all of the numbers correctly with the exception of one problem. My mom gave her full credit. You are my hero little girl. MLIA

Today in Biology, my teacher saw two of my classmates(they're guys) goofing off. She then yelled, "You two! Stop touching each other!" Everyone went silent and turned to look at them. One went "I'm not gay!" as the other went "But, I love him!" We all started to laugh. MC(lass)IA