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Today I set it as my birthday on Facebook, to see how many people actually know my birthday. I received over 30 posts from people I went to kindergarten with, camp friends, and people I saw that day. My own cousin told me happy birthday. I should feel guilty, but really it's nice to know all these people wish me a happy birthday. MLIA.
#1531977 Comments: 19 Vote: average 515meh 34Share 
Lastnight, while my boyfriend was at work, I set up a huge blanket fort in my livingroom. When he came home, he came to investigate it. I jumped out with one of our nerf swords and yelled, "for Narnia!!!" and went in for the attack. The look on his face was priceless. He later posted on his facebook how he has the raddest gf ever for doing this. I'm 25, he's 30. Mlia.
#1340229 Comments: 33 Vote: average 634meh 29Share 
Today, I was helping with an activity for second grade girls. I asked them what their favorite television show was. One girl responded "Spongebob", so I high-fived her. Another responded "Hannah Montana" which caused the girl who replied Spongebob to say "I don't like Hannah Montana. She puts pictures of herself in her underwear on the internet." That response also recieved a high five. MLIA.
#1527539 Comments: 28 Vote: average 771meh 27Share 
Last week my dog cut her leg, it wasnt that bad but there was a fair bit of blood, so we bandaged it. she then refused to walk, and when she did she had a very bad limp. So we had to carry her everywhere. Today, i bandaged her leg again, the same thing happened. Its another leg, and there is nothing wrong with it. My dog is a drama queen. MLIA.
#1322859 Comments: 2 Vote: average 731meh 36Share 
Today, I got an English paper back. When I was writing it, I had written "Make the stupid people shut up." at the top corner because I was bored. My English teacher had written "I wish I could!" right below it. Mrs. Knutsen, you're awesome. MLIA
#1527537 Comments: 64 Vote: average 593meh 23Share 
Today, I screamed "OMG LOOK ITS SNOWING." everyone looked outside. There weren't any windows. MLIA
#1734570 Comments: 13 Vote: average 671meh 22Share 
Today my friend(who is a girl) came back from the doctor and said that her nurse was super hot. In return I asked "can you say that?" Apparently all nurses arent women. MLIA
#1524853 Comments: 24 Vote: average 585meh 149Share 
One day, I walked into my best friend's room, and she was using all her strength to try to pull the plastic stopper out of the top of her new deodorant. I watched her struggle for a few seconds, then walked over, took it out of her hands, and twisted the bottom, making the deodorant rise and the stopper come off. She is 22 and was recently accepted to Medical School. MLIA.
#1527533 Comments: 4 Vote: average 701meh 19Share 
Yesterday I got a phone call from my aunt, who recently got a facebook. She was wondering what this "School of Wizardry" was (an app. on facebook) I spent ten minutes trying to explain to her what it was and I ended up getting frustrated and just told her I was taking online classes at Hogwarts. She accepted this and ended the call. MLIA
#1322857 Comments: 30 Vote: average 556meh 18Share 
Today at lunch, I was talking to my friends about how lame my boyfriend was for not having seen any classic Disney movies in years. I mentioned he hadn't ever seen the Aristocats, and the guy who sits with us said loudly, "The Aristocats! Wow! That used to be my favorite movie!" and attempted to remember the lyrics to "Everybody Wants to be a Cat", seeming very excited when I filled in the spots he forgot. I'm a freshman in high school, he's a senior. MLIA
#1322854 Comments: 19 Vote: average 634meh 21Share 

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