Today, I drew a ninja on my desk in class. I then backed up a little and noticed that when the glare of the light hits it, it dissapears. I'm onto you doodle ninja. MLIA

Today, my mom told me that when I was 7 and my sis was 5, I used to take a colored pencil and write my sis's name on the wall in her handwriting. I would then tell my mom she was writing on the wall and my sis would get punished. I was a devious little boy. MLIA

Last week, my good friend and I started dating. Like most couples, we've been holding hands making things awkward for our friends. Little do they know, we've been rubbing our thumbs against each others palm trying to annoy the other into letting go. The score is tied so far. I chose the right guy. MLIA.

Last night, I fell asleep with all my clothes on. This morning, I woke up in jsut my undergarments, with my sweat-shirt and pants folded neatly on the foot of the bed. Conscious me hates to fold clothes, but unconscious me is going to make a great housewife. MLIA

Today, I decided to enter the Google vs. Yahoo war I've seen on MLIA. I was eating a banana, so I typed in "Bananas are..." Google came up with "Bananas are proof god exists" and Yahoo said "Bananas are a vegetable." False, Yahoo - Google wins again =]. MLIA

Today I wore my S.P.E.W. hoodie while walking to school to pick up a little girl I nanny, when all of the sudden a group of middle schoolers behind me broke into song "Hogwarts Hogwarts, Hoggy warty Hogwarts, teach us something please!!!" Never before have I been so confident that the next generation is going places! MLIA

Last week, on my birthday, I realized that my friend gets me the same brand of hair product every year -- KMS. I finally cracked and asked her why she always gets the same brand. She told me they were my initials. MLIA

Today I got a big envelope from teen vogue in the mail. Inside there was a giant poster of Miley Cyrus. Disgusted, I threw it on my bedroom floor and left the room. When I came back, I found the poster laying on the ground in shreds and my dog with paper pieces stuck to his beard. I've trained him well. MLIA.

So last night im on facebook and my mom comes up to me silent and gives me a hug... i move my arms off the laptop to hug her back. After five seconds of what i thought was a bonding moment, I realized she was only reading my conversations on facebook.....MLIA

Today, I was watching a commercial about over-protective mothers. In said commercial, the children, and the whole room was covered in Bubble wrap. If that were me, I would be bouncing off the walls. Literally. MLIA