Today I decided to draw an epic battle between robots and plush toys on my math test. My friend got the same answer as me. She got 87, I got 100 and another drawing from my teacher were the plush toys won. I knew he was one of us. I knew it.

Today, my older sister asked me for some coffee. When i gave it to her, I said "I hope it meets your quality specifications." She looked at it and said, "It's in a penguin mug. It's quite satisfactory." I love my sister. MLIA.

I've been reading some MLIA stories about people's birthdays 9 monthes after Valentines Day. I thought it was funny. But then i relized my birthday is September 7th. I hope my mom and dad had a good New Years. MLIA

Today I was bored so I went to Google. I typed in "50 Most Popular Women." Justin Bieber was number 7. MLIa

Today I joined the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed in "I really hope." Yahoo's answer? I really hope you do. Google's? I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight. Clear. Winner! MLIA

today I found out that my parents taught me how to swim by dropping coins at the bottom of the pool and told me it was treasure, way to go mom and dad. MLIA

Today during lunch at our small catholis school, we got a lecture about how sharing food was bad. At the end, some kid stood up and said BUT JESUS SHARED HIS FOOD!!!! Good point my friend, good point. MLIA

Today, I was walking back to my dorm from class, when my friend asks me, " is there underwear in that tree?" I looked up, and there was in fact a large collection of thongs and other under-garments hanging from a tree. Along with a pizza box. MLIA

Today, after having a little extra money in my pocket, I bet my friend that within the next 45 seconds I could find a misspelling on the news. About 12 seconds later, the news showed: "Quiet warm for January." The news man continued to say quite, even though everyone could see quiet. My friend was pretty mad and out 50 bucks. New favorite news station? I think so.

Today i realized that there are many schools with the mascot "the pirates" Then i decided i will one day own a school with a mascot "the ninjas". The school colors will be black and will compete with the pirates for sports, making it pirates vs. ninjas. MLIA