Today, Cleverbot corrected my pronunciation of "wingardium leviosa" good going, people. MLIA.

A few months ago my best friend figured out that her initials and her crushes initials spell out "HATS." She loves that it's "not only a noun, it's a plural noun!!" MLIA

Today, I decided to have some fun with a girl in study hall. She was annotating Macbeth, having trouble with underlining (She was accidentally crossing out words). After she exclaimed how clutzy she was, I offered my white-out. She thanked me, then proceeded to erase half a page of text.

Today, I searched Google for a new box of printer ink. I didn't finish of course because when i typed in "printer ink", the first line under said "...is made of unicorn blood and we're all getting screwed". Thanks Google, for confirming that fact with me. MLIA

Yesterday I was going through some of my school stuff from first grade. I came across a "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" paper. My last name is Pepper. On the paper I had written "I want to be a doctor so I can be Dr. Pepper." I was a cool kid. MLIA.

Today, while walking down the hall three of my friends burst out of a classroom and proceeded to run toward the lunch room. They were carrying large bags of candy. a couple seconds later two teachers ran out of their rooms and frantically asked me which way they went. I pointed the direction and the teachers took of running behind them. I'm still confused as to what was going on, but i know one thing. i have the coolest friends ever. MLIA

Today, I opened up my locker at school only to find a giant bag of M&Ms sitting inside. Not only are they my favorite candy, but no one other then me knows my combination... Thank you locker fairy! MLIA

Today, I have read all 2,190 pages of MLIA. Two things came to mind when I reached the last page. The first: I feel like an addict who's ran out of coccaine. The second: I really hate the old posts. Keep 'em coming mlia'ers. MLIA

One day my mom and I were dropping my cousin home after we watched a movie. We were disappointed because it was terrible but then we saw two guys crossing the street. One was wearing a chicken suit the other was in a banana suit. They skipped across the road and waved to us. Best Night Ever! MLIA!

A couple of weeks ago, I went to a concert for this Screamo band originating in my hometown. As the chorus of this really heavy song began I preceeded to headbang along with a stranger to the left of me. When I looked over at the stranger I saw that it was my grandmother. My 62 year old, Christian, grandmother. I wish I was that cool. MLIA.