Today, I was playing Apples to Apples. The green card was "Average." One of my red cards was "My Life." I couldn't contain my excitement as I handed it in. MLIA.

Today I was late to catch the bus, so I decided to leave my shoes untied. As a result, I tripped on the concrete multiple times, walked into every pole avalible, and fell on every bus step. I still made it to the bus. I consider this a success. MLIA.

Today, I was reading random laws for my state. No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. Guess what I just did :) MLIA

Today, my sister and I were waiting for our restaraunt buzzer to buzz and let us know we had a table ready. After about fourty minutes, my sister and I started using it as a "tazer". She "tazed" me in the neck and it started to buzz. I then proceeded to scream, "HOLY CRAP! IT IS A TAZER, IT IS A TAZER!" We were asked to leave. MLIA

Today, I decided to go to the park with three of my friends. We made our way over to the swings, where I proceeded to climb into a baby swing. I'm 17. I got stuck and, after trying for an hour to get out, the fire department had to come and literally cut me out of the swing. I got to keep the swing. MLIA

The other day in my Spanish class I got really bored and decided to draw a bowl of chicken noodle soup and had written some of the lyrics to the chicken noodle soup song in my notebook. We had to turn our notebooks in the next day. When my teacher handed my back my notebook; I went through it, she had finished my lyrics and had drawn a soda can on the side. That is what I call a cool teacher. MLIA

The other day at school a friend of mine asked me which came first; the chicken or the egg. As I was thinking about it a boy neither of us knew, sounding very sure of himself said "The egg, obviously. Dinosaurs layed eggs. Dinosaurs came before chickens. Eggs were here first." Good point, stranger. MLIA

A month ago, I was riding up a ski lift in Utah when I saw a guy with a huge sombrero skiing down a black diamond run. I yelled 'nice hat' to him. He thanked me and skiied away, whistling the Mexican hat dance. MLIA

Today, I asked my teacher for a pencil. She handed me a pencil with chuck norris on it. I told her I couldn't use it. Why? because the pencil had an eraser. Chuck Norris does not make mistakes. She toke the pencil back and cut the eraser off with scissors. I used it. MLIA

Today I bought pizza rolls, and thinking about other MLIAers who posted stories about getting more or less food than what the box says, I counted my pizza rolls. I got 17. the box says 15. Dream come true. MLIA.