Today while watching Disney's "Hercules", I got to the part where the boys under the rock called out "Someone call ISII". I realized that I had no idea what they were saying, so I looked it up. Turns out they were saying "Someone call IXII!"...The roman numerals for 911. I'm 21 and have been watching this movie for years. Mind blown. MLIA

Today I got an early christmas present from my best friend. It was a two part gift and of course I opened the larger one first. It was an Edward Cullen calendar, so I looked at her like she was crazy, and asked her what I was going to use it for. I then proceeded to open up the second gift... it was a set of darts. I love it! MLIA

Today, after having a cat for three years my dad said to my mom, "I never thought that you would bond with an animal". To which my mom replied, "I bonded with you." Mother, you are my newfound hero. MLIA

Today, I was listening to my iPod on shuffle. 'like you'll never see me again' came up and I sang along. Next song that came up? 'you found me'. I felt accomplished. MLIA

A couple of days ago, I had a History test. I finished early, so I was able to do whatever I wanted. We have computers in this classroom, so, being the good student I am, I went on MLIA. I saw a story about My Life Is Justin Beiber, so I wanted to see if it was true, so I Googled it. I clicked on the link, but it was blocked. The reason? Drugs. Good to know my school knows what to block. MLIA

The other day in class, we had to go into groups and pretend we were on a deserted island, we had to decide what we would do in the first hour. All of the other groups said they would, find water or find food. My group decided that we would train sharks to do things for us. MLIA

Today my friend and i built a fire in her backyard. it went well for a while, but it slowly started to go out and we were running out of things to feed the fire with. i asked her if she had any other useless junk we could burn. she comes back with the entire twilight series. HerLIA

Today, I bought 'I'll Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan so I can hear it when I work out. Exercise just got so much cooler. MLIA

Today, my girlfriend and I had a completely serious discussion about what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse, including promises from each of us to shoot the other if they become infected. I think I'm in love. MLIA

For the last seven months, I have been wanting a tattoo of a bar code on the inside of my left wrist for my seventeenth birthday, but was still unsure if that's what I wanted. Yesterday, I found the MLIA: "Today, I found out that my friend has a tattoo of a bar code on her wrist. the tattoo artist did it so well that is she scans her wrist, it comes up as a box of tampax. MLIA" Coincidence? I think not. Guess who's getting a tattoo of a bar code in January? MLIA.