Today, I was at the library, there was this baby that wouldn't stop crying, the librarian tried, it didn't work, the mom tried, it didn't work, and the baby cried louder when I reluctanly held up a tw*ghtbook. What made the baby stop? me holding up a Harry potter novel. I have faith in the next generation. MLIA.

This Summer I'm trying to get abs since I already have the "foundation" of them, so I decided to do curl-ups. I kept getting really bored though, so I decided to bribe myself by making it so that every 10 curl-ups I do I'd get to read a MLIA story. I don't think I've ever done that many curl-ups in my life. MLIA

I work at a government office that handles vehicle transfers, and we accept handwritten receipts for private sales, as long as they have all the required information somewhere on the page. Today I got a receipt that had all the names, dates, VIN, price etc, and a word that seemed out of place on a car receipt- killermeatloafs. It took me a good five minutes to realize the writer was trying to spell kilometers. HisLIA.

A few weeks ago, we finished up the last of our competions for academic decathalon at school. We now have three weeks left of school and no more homework. Our teacher, being awesome decided we are going to see if we can finish all the Harry Potter movies, expect for the last one of course, before summer. So today in class we all sat there watching and quoting Harry Potter. Gotta love high school. MLIA.

Today i was about to vote a MLIA average story average, but then the number would equal 666. I just couldn't do it. MLIA.

Last night I spent the night at my best friends house. We tore every sheet off every bed in her house, stapled them together and build a "circus tent" in her bonus room, pinning the sheets to the ceiling with tacks. We put a matress, captain crunch, and tons of stuffed animals inside. Throughout the night, we watched the whole first season of Avatar: The Last Airbender. We're both 17. I love my best friend. OLAA

A few days ago in school, I tried to go on mlib (mylifeisbeiber) to see what it was all about. The schools computer redirected me to mlitf (mylifeistrollface). I'm excited that my schools Internet knows he's ugly, too. MLIA

Today, I got a 500 Error on MLIA. It told me "Don't think you are special. Lots of people are seeing this message right now. Our *mediocre* servers can't handle the traffic. We are working hard to get things back to *normal*. Check back soon." Even the server Errors are average. MLIA.

Today, I went to Starbucks coffee to get some coffee and the drive-thru window kept opening and closing on its own in a continuous pattern, so I pointed my finger at it and moved it with the window so I could feel like a wizard. MLIA

Today, I read this submission "Today, I typed "tw*light" into mystery seeker because I thought it would come up with something clever. It lead me to a website where you can translate swear words into different languages and a long list of french swear words appeared. You have yet to disapoint me mystery seeker. MLIA". I was bored, so i went on mysteryseeker.com and typed in twilight, expecting it to say the same thing. it came up as a google search for MLIA.com. Glad it has class. MLIA.