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In 5/15/11, my very best friend Kayla passed away. When she was in 2nd grade she was diagnosed with "Cystic Fibrosis". She was an absolutely amazing person. No matter how hard it got, she always pushed through it. Even when she could hardly breathe, she was so brave. When she was first diagnosed, she could not pronounce "Cystic Fibrosis", so she said "65 roses" and her favorite color was purple. So we put a big bouquet of 65 purple roses next to her grave. We love you Kayla and will never forget you! She loved this website so we thought this would be a wonderful way to memorilze her! HLWA :] (her life was average)
#3064415 Comments: 94 Votes: average 1018meh 43Share 
This morning I get up and I put my pop tart in the toaster and then go to get dressed, only to come back upstairs to find my pop tart gone and no one home. MLIA
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Today in math class, we were doing our worksheets quietly when my pretty strict math teacher proceeded to pic up his mic and start saying darth vader lines in a deep, breathing voice. HisLIA
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Today in sociology, we were debating whether or not there is a difference between being "pro choice" or "pro abortion". The whole time this was going on, I was listening to the very interesting debate the guys in the corner were having. What they were debating? "Who would win in a fight, and unicorn or a narwhal?" MLIA
#1736606 Comments: 45 Votes: average 481meh 34Share 
Today, I found out that Benkinersphobia is the fear of not recieving a hogwarts letter when your 11. MLIA
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I just realized that every time i crack a glow stick i say/almost yell " Lumos! " MLIA.
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Today, I was having an arguement with one of my friends on how Waldo can never be found. Right as I was about to yell at him because he said Waldo was impossible to find, a guy with dressed up as Waldo walked by. My friend was speachless while I ran up and got a high-five. MLIA
#2808846 Comments: 12 Votes: average 520meh 33Share 
I am a teacher's aide at my high school and work in the disciple office. One of the assistant priciple's handed the secretary a note and walked out the door. She laughed and handed me the note to read. It read "slaughter new teacher 214". We were both a little confused and shocked until he came back to introduce us to a new faculty member. MLIA.
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Today my mum told me about when i was three she was pushing me in the stroller and some nuns walked past and i yelled and pointed "Look at the penguins!!!!" lets just say she walked away really fast. M(Her)LIA.
#3304937 Comments: 61 Votes: average 691meh 35Share 
Yesterday, I was doing online homework for one of my classes in my apartment. It was a very nice day, so I had my windows open. The annoying 10-year-old boy from one building down (who enjoys tormenting my dog) was running around and screaming with his equally annoying friends. Their ball landed right in front of my car. Right as he went to pick it up, I turned on my car alarm. He screamed and ran away. Being evil is fun. MLIA.
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