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Yesterday, my friends younger sister jumped out of nowhere dressed in a ninja costume and started to throw throwing stars at us. That girl is going somewhere in life. MLIA.

Today I was walking down the hallway next to a class of 5th graders being led by a substitute teacher. The teacher yelled at me and told me to get back in line. I am 18. MLIA

Today, I realized that since pirates and ninjas are in an epic battle and Google and Yahoo are in and epic battle...if they combined forces it could be the internet apocolypse. When I told my best friend this, He stared at me and said "Dude, get off MLIA already, its warping your mind." Warping minds, one teenager at a time. :) MLIA

Last night at the softball field, during a short break, I ran up to the snack counter to buy a pack of Skittles when I realized I was out of money. I sulked back to the dugout in disappointment. I opened my softball bag to grab my glove, and wrapped in the middle of the glove was a pack of Skittles. I don't know who put them there or when they got there, but whoever you are, you rock! MLIA

Today, I found my car broken into. At first I was really pissed, then I saw that the perp had only taken the cigarette lighter. What's better, I found an unopened bottle of Hawaiian Punch (my favorite drink)by the pedals . Fair trade, Mr. Auto Thief. MLIA

Not to too long ago, my 15-year-old cousin taught my 92-year-old great-grandma to do a fistbump and then say "Whaddup, homie?" So on thanksgiving we were talking at the table and my cousin goes to give her a fistbump. My great-grandma did that part right, only instead, she said "Whaddup, homo?!" really loud and we all cracked up. She didn't get it. OurLIA.

Today, I was on Mlia and there was no average word of the day. I came back on an hour later, and the average word was tardy. Well played. MLIA.

Today, I was shopping at Party City for Halloween decorations when I hear a little girl an aisle over ask her mother "Do you think they have Justin Bieber pinatas? I really want to hit him." I complimented the little girl on her taste and continued with my shopping, uncontrollably laughing. MLIA.

A couple weeks ago, I looked up weird laws in Colorado. Apparently it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. It's a good thing Snow White did not live in Colorado. MLIA

Today my English teacher passed out a test, then set up a timer to ring after 20 minutes. We ask "We only have twenty minutes for the whole test?!" He replies "No, the classroom next to mine has been too noisy all day. When that timer goes off, I want you to yell as loud as you can, to get them back for me!" Twenty minutes later we scream so loud that teachers downstairs come up to ask what happened. My teacher's reply, "I didn't hear anything *evil smirk*" Best. Teacher. Ever. MLIA