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Today I remembered that the best feeling in elementary school was flipping to the exact page that you wanted in your textbook. MLIA
#2949391 Comments: 8 Vote: average 864meh 33Share 
Today, i saw a girl with a tee-shirt that said "what if i was a ninja pirate ridding atop a zombie unicorn?". Now that should be the MLIA shirt. MLIA
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Today I walked in on my (male) puppy strutting around our living room, dramatically swaying his hips and tail. When he noticed me, he started to walk normally. It's okay, Murray. Don't be afraid to be fierce. And rememeber to smile with your eyes.
#1550567 Comments: 7 Vote: average 991meh 31Share 
Today while on my Imac, I looked up at my bookmarks that were listed across the top of the browser, and saw that I still had Club Penguin bookmarked from when I was 11. The funny thing is that the slogan was cut off. "Club Penguin - Waddle around...ew friends!" It made my day. MLIA
#2432804 Comments: 32 Vote: average 606meh 37Share 
While reading MLIA, I heard my dad in the other room, yelling at our dog for running across the street. He just grounded my dog. I love my dad.
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Today my Geography teacher gave me my test over Russia I had to make up. For one of the essay questions, I had no idea what to put. I remembered he was an Office fan, so I wrote, "I have no idea...but do I get credit for an Office quote?" Then continued with a quote from last night's episode stating, "I dunno, I'm just glad Russia's not a country anymore."-Michael Scott. I got a point more than a girl who actually tried to answer the question. MLIA
#1788728 Comments: 21 Vote: average 591meh 22Share 
The other day I was writing a essay for social and instead of putting 'very poor land' I had put 'very poop land' I didn't realize this until I got it back with a note from my teacher making fun of my mistake. MLIA
#2921532 Comments: 4 Vote: average 539meh 24Share 
Today, I discovered that University of Virginia has an advanced computer science course called CS 4630: Defense Against the Dark Arts. I love my school. MLIA
#1554350 Comments: 2 Vote: average 707meh 30Share 
Today, I saw a group on Facebook called "I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME WHERE YOU PRETEND THE GROUND IS LAVA." I didn't join it because I still play that game. MLIA
#1548253 Comments: 49 Vote: average 754meh 27Share 
Today, I was trying to study when I remembered a MLIA about how reading out loud in a British accent helped someone study better. I tried it even though I am not very good at accents. I thought I was doing alright until my roommate came in to compliment me on my Indian accent. MLIA
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