jasmin

Today I brought the white teddybear that I sleep with every night to school with me, and nobody made fun of me. I'm an 18-year-old senior in highschool. Win. MLIA

Today I was randomly looking at my school's computer, and found a folder that was titled TIME MACHINE. When I clicked on it, a screen came up saying that I was not granted access to the folder. I am suddenly curious about what my school is hiding. MLIA

Today, I went to a diner on campus to get some dinner. There was a guy dressed as a gorilla just chillin' at one of the tables with one of his friends like it was no big deal. I love college. MLIA

Today, I searched "waldo" in my documents so that my computer would say "Sorry, Waldo was not found." MLIA

Today, I was going to school. Before I got to far from my house, I closed my book and stopped reading it before I lost wifi. Then I relized what I did. MLIA

Today, I noticed that when my sister is mad, she speaks in a British accent. Having a Bipolar sister just got much more enjoyable. MLIA.

Today, my mom asked me when my birthday was. I told her it was the most painful day of her life (I was a 10 pound baby). She instantly remembered. MLIA

Today, I was looking for my phone in the crack of my boyfriend's sofa. I didn't find my phone, but I did find a pink Barbie shoe. He's 22 and lives with 5 other males. MLIA.

Today I was in the car with my grandmother. We were stopped at a red light and next to us was a car blasting rap music. What does my grandmother do? Turns up the radio and blasts symphony music. The rap listeners then turned their music down. Defeat? I think so. MLIA!

My identical twin sister and I married identical twin brothers. My name is Ashley, hers is Virginia. Our mom decided to make very nice photo albums for both us, comemorating our weddings. I recived mine today. On the cover, it say Ashley and John (my husband's name). The inside is filled with pictures of Virginia and her husband. My mother mixed up her identical daughters. MLIA