Today during 1st period it started snowing. Later during 4th period it was still snowing and our P.E. teacher came in and told us all that school was being let out at 3:35 because of the snow. Everyone started cheering. Until we realized.... school gets out at 3:35 everyday. MLIA.

I recently moved to China to work as a teacher. In an effort to engage the students and show them something that they would recognize from their own culture, as well as teach them some English I showed them the Disney movie Mulan. I wanted to make their night by showing them something fun, but they ended up making my night by informing me that any Chinese writing throughout the movie actually says different kinds of food. MLIA

Today during English we heard the class next door clapping loudly. After they finished clapping my teacher told our class to clap. We then proceeded to have a clapping war for the next 20 minutes. My class won. MLIA

Today, I was looking up weird laws in Pennsylvania and one said that it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. Aw shoot. MLIA

Yesterday, my math teacher brought cookies to class so it would make failing (or passing) the test much better. I'm in college but needless to say the cookies definitly served their purpose. MLIA.

Today, I woke up late and was late to my math class. On my way to the school, a peacock attacked my car. Try explaining that one to your professor. MLIA

Today on my multiple choice spanish final, one of the questions was "When i was little, I rode a ____." One of the possible answers was dinosaur. I have never wanted to pick a wrong answer more in my life. MLIA.

Today, I was reading an MLIA that said, "Today I asked my two-year old sister to sing the alphabet for me. She sang, 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' Thank you keybords. MLIA." She is two years old and she knows the keyboard alphabet, not the real one? Ma'am, I hate to break it to you, but I believe your two-year-old sister is a robot. MLIA

Today, I realized that the facebook spell check does not recognize the word facebook.

Today I went to my school's office to run an errand for a teacher. While there, I caught a glimpse of the teacher's lounge. There was a sign taped to the coffee maker that read "If you finish the Joe, make so mo." I wish the student handbook was like that. MLIA.