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Today my friends computer in class kept turning off on him. Even the teacher couldnt figure it out. So when my friend finally decided to move to a different computer he yelled "The power of Christ Compells You!".His computer started working fine.Best.Excorcist.Ever.MLIA.
#1548269 Comments: 14 Vote: average 621meh 57Share 
Today, I dropped a quarter and found a dollar. The quarter was nowhere to be found and the dollar was not there before. I am confused but happy. MLIA
#1665336 Comments: 4 Vote: average 688meh 24Share 
Today, I told CleverBot "MyLifeIsAverage." He replied with "Rimtai?" I didn't know what it was so I went to google translate. Turns it was "Seriously?" in Lithuanian. I'm speechless. I decided to reply "Yes, Seriously" in Lithuanian and he replied 'I cannot believe it" (Still in Lithuanian) We then had a hour conversation in Lithuanian. MLIA.
#2949475 Comments: 2 Vote: average 675meh 36Share 
Today while at work as a cashier, I was getting annoyed by people always asking questions about local news as if we cashiers were expected to always know everything about everybody. I later realized that cashiers in small stores are like innkeepers in video games, since we do tend to overhear a lot of news from customers. From now on I plan to pretend I'm assisting people in a quest whenever they ask questions. MLIA.
#2937332 Comments: 16 Vote: average 580meh 43Share 
Tonight I decided to stay up till midnight for my birthday. I was listening to my Itunes on shuffle, getting myself pumped up for my birthday. The song 4 minutes by Madonna & Justin Timberlake came on...I looked at the clock, it was 4 minutes till my birthday. Awesome timing Itunes. I applaud you. MLIA
#2949303 Comments: 84 Vote: average 731meh 44Share 
The other day I was thinking about how cool it would be if one year Halloween was on Friday the 13th. I then realized that's impossible, considering Halloween's on the 31st. MLIA
#2440185 Comments: 3 Vote: average 873meh 74Share 
One day in college, I was walking on campus and this guy passed by me on his bike. This other dude suddenly pops out of nowhere and pushes the guy off of his bike. I thought the bike guy might be hurt, but he just stared at the dude for a second, and then jumped back up and picked up his bike. He then, while holding his bike over his head, chased the dude across campus, hitting him with his bike. It was hilarious and awesome. MLIA.
#1539619 Comments: 62 Vote: average 819meh 30Share 
Yesterday, I was at my best friend's house and her little sister said the word toaster wrong, like toastair. My friend said, "Its toaster not toastair." and I shouted, "It's LEVIO-SAH not levio-SAH!" She didn't get it. I was sad. MLIA
#2748677 Comments: 66 Vote: average 912meh 71Share 
Today, I was sitting in Social Sciences class (I'm in grade 12) and a few rows behind me there were two guys poking and annoying each other. The teacher suddenly stops his lecture and says, "If you two are going to sit there and touch each other for the next hour, we're all going to watch!" Needless to say, they stopped. I now have a new respect for this teacher. MLIA.
#1542863 Comments: 75 Vote: average 693meh 31Share 
Today I was trying to get my moms attention. She wouldn't answer to "mom", or her real name, or any of her nick names. Eventually I said "yo Bon Qui Qui!" and she looked up and said "what?" HerLIA
#2750094 Comments: 7 Vote: average 839meh 30Share 

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