Today I learned that in France, they call Waldo 'Charlie.' It just doesn't seem the same. MLIA

Today, me and my family were goign on a road trip from Illinois to Colorado. Once we crossed the border into Colorado, we cheered breifly. Once it got quiet,my brother(who doesnt talk that much) screamed "I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE, TOTO!" Best. Brother. Ever! MLIA

Today, my little brother had a glass of water. He tripped and the glass fell to the floor and broke. He looked down at the ground, sadly, and replied, "Aww, my water just broke." He didn't get it until I started laughing. My little brother's LIA.

Today I learned that there is going to be a Where's Waldo? movie, and Jim Carrey is going to play Waldo. MLIAers, I think after this, and the opening of the Harry Potter theme park, our dreams are coming true. MLIA

Today, I taught my 2 year old cousin to say "Nom nom nom" when playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos. MLIA.

Today, I went to the bathroom at my school. I walked in to one of the stalls and on the inside of the door there was a piece of paper that said, "He is watching you." I didn't bother looking up because considering that I go to a catholic school I figured that it was just talking about God. A few days later I then went into the same stall but this time I actually looked up. Apparently, I was totally wrong about it being God because on the ceiling was a picture of Robert Pattinson. So now whenever I go into that stall I bring pencils with me so I can use his face as a dartboard. I find this to be a very good use of my time. ;D MLIA

Today I sent a message out to friends saying that I wanted to go on an adventure. In reply, one of them informed me that she can supply a robot arm and a taco costume, as long as I bring some walkie talkies. Another said she had to go practice her sowrd fighting to prepare. I love my friends. MLIA

Today, I was reading MLIA stories. I saw a story that said "today I joined a group on facebook called 'If you join this group, it will grow'" I then logged into facebook and joined the group myself. I went to the group's wall and everyone there was saying that MLIA sent them there. The power of MLIA is getting stronger. MLIA

Today at work, someone tried to pay me in gum. MLIA.

Today, I spent the last hour inside my sisters' closet. Why? She got a new doodle bear, that glows in the dark. I named him Jimmy, and he now has sideburns, a handlebar mustache, a unabrow, multiple "tattoos" and a bunch of scribbles. I regret nothing. MLIA(;