Average word:
jasmin
Today, I was on Cleverbot and I told it, "I am a ninja. Beat that." It's reply? "You are not. If you were a ninja, you wouldn't tell me you were a ninja. It's part of the ninja code. Faker!" My day was officially made. MLIA
Today on the city bus, my friend and I started singing "The Wheels on the Bus." Everyone on the bus (including the driver) promptly joined in. MLIA
Today my youth pastor told me that he goes to the boys restroom during church with a water gun filled with warm water. He sprays it on peoples feet, that are in the stalls next to him. I love my church. MLIA
Today, i was doing research on a website for school. Like all kids do, i got bored and searched the top 10 most searched women. The usual at first Lady Gaga, Beyonce, ect. Then i got down to number 7...Justin Bieber. Thank you internet, for brightening my day. MLIA
Today, I looked up my name, Lexie, on urbandictionary.com. I was reading through the results and one said, and I quote, "A small woodland fairy that steals fiberOne bars from children." Made my week. MLIA.
Today, I tried to open the front door to my house. I didn't understand why it wasn't working and I was getting annoyed that someone's car was going off. It took me a moment to realize that I was trying to open the door using my car clicker and that's why the alarm was going off MLIA
Today I texted my 80-something grandma to see how she was doing. I said, "Hi G how are you?" And how did she reply? "Heyyyyyyyyy girlll what's up?" oh how I love her. MLIA
I just finished taking a shower in the dark.
WITH GLOW STICKS.
...I will never shower with the lights on again!MLIA
Today, I thought it was going to be an unaverage day. I was wrong. My uncle came to my school, with a llama on a leash, and walked it around school. My uncle is from Australia. The llama.. well.. I dont know where it's from. MLIA