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Over Christmas break, my best friend and I went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Upon leaving, we hel hands and started singing "Goin' Back to Hogwarts" at the top of our lungs. As we sang the last line -- "it's all that I love and it's all that I need at" -- a group of voices sang behind us "Hogwarts, Hogwarts!". They were four big dudes and a smaller girl cheering us on, all Ravenclaws. We high-fived. MLIA
#2800469 Comments: 2 Vote: average 311meh 14Share 
Today, the only website on my laptop that will work is MLIA. Good call computer. MLIA
#2793170 Comments: 8 Vote: average 263meh 15Share 
The other day a four year old thought I saw all movies in 3D due to my glasses. I felt super awesome. Until he tried them on and told me my glasses were lame. MLIA
#2802573 Comments: 14 Vote: average 322meh 22Share 
Today, my very strict science teacher was being boring. Every time I was about to fall asleep, someone would shine a purple laser on my hand, keep me awake by making me wonder who it was. Thank you, mysterious laser ninja. MLIA
#2795780 Comments: 31 Vote: average 379meh 16Share 
Today, at the airport, me and my cousin got bored and turned on songs full blast on every Mac there was, then walked off. The Mac guy then had to turn it all down. All sixteen computers. Time well spent? I think so. MLIA.
#2749969 Comments: 4 Vote: average 230meh 55Share 
Today, while announcing birthdays during lunch, our vice principle said that it was Justin Bieber's birthday. A lot of people booed until our vice principle said, "he's finally turning 12" MLIA
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Today, I was reading the DBPB fail pages when I saw one that said "Dear Twilight Fans, Our Bella could kick your Bella's butt. Sincerely, Harry Potter Fans." How did this not make the front page?!? MLIA.
#2807873 Comments: 29 Vote: average 441meh 29Share 
Today i read a post that said "Today I was driving and I saw a car with a license plate '2NARNIA'. They must be a fellow MLIA fan. MLIA" Well, yesterday I saw one that said 2HGWRTS. I think MLIA is taking over the world. MLIA(:
#3098455 Comments: 3 Vote: average 313meh 15Share 
Today, we gave my ginger friend a certificate for one official ginger soul. He bet it in a game of blackjack. I, having never played before, won it. MLIA.
#3293750 Comments: 1 Vote: average 324meh 32Share 
today in english i got bored and tuned out .... i tuned in just in time to hear my professer say "...and the milk bottles look like fat kids!" ... i wish i had been listening...MLIA
#3293505 Comments: 35 Vote: average 275meh 26Share 

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