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Today, I was driving my Grandma to lunch with my family. While I was driving she told me to slow down, because she once got a ticket on the road we were on in 1973. MLIA
#3361992 Comments: 18 Votes: average 6529meh 2Share 
Today, I woke up and I did not feel like P. Diddy. MLIA
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Today, I noticed that the stories here were getting more average. This made me happy. Then I made a sandwich. MLIA.
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Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA
#3362347 Comments: 12 Votes: average 14792meh 4541Share 
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.
#3361883 Comments: 13 Votes: average 19109meh 6527Share 
Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks." That made my day. OLIA
#3362559 Comments: 13 Votes: average 61119meh 6972Share 
Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. MLIA
#3362003 Comments: 10 Votes: average 85032meh 21868Share 
My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! MLIA
#3361057 Comments: 26 Votes: average 80119meh 48642Share 
Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Next thing I knew, it was 6am and I was on the floor of my closet. MLIA.
#3361970 Comments: 0 Votes: average 39002meh 11500Share 
Today, I woke up and was still alive. MLIA.
#3361995 Comments: 165 Votes: average 15311meh 2232Share 

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