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My history teacher seperated the class into four colors of green, red, blue and yellow. I was leader of the red group. I answered a question correctly about the Civil War. She looked at me and yelped "10 points awarded to Gryfindor!" Seriously... MLIA.
#1455438 Comments: 52 Votes: average 273meh 29Share 
Today i ate dinner with my family and my sister's friend. I was wearing a superman cape. No one said anything. MLIA
#3126147 Comments: 9 Votes: average 281meh 31Share 
Today, I started singing along to the song "winter Wrap up" on my Ipod, which is from my little Pony. I was singing at the top of my lungs and dancing because I thought everyone was outback. Little did I know my dad was standing at my window video taping the entire thing MLIA
#3325219 Comments: 19 Votes: average 259meh 26Share 
Today, I reaqd this "Today was my birthday. My mom and I made cupcakes with little bears in bikinis on it, but with no umbrellas. After searching all the local bars and liquor stores for drink umbrellas, we went to the party store. We ended up walking out with fake moustaches, candy necklaces, tiaras, and this insanely sour candy for a goodie bag. I am proud to say that was my 13th birthday, and I did wear my fake moustache to the party. MLIA" Just so you know, mystery person, I wore a moustache to my 13th birthday party too. In fact the whole party was moustache themed. You're not alone. MLIA
#3179937 Comments: 44 Votes: average 287meh 30Share 
Today I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. In both, I typed "Why am I..." Yahoo gave me "Why am I so tired?" whereas Google gave me "Why am I being stalked by an evil death-eater hobo?" Win Google, and nice use of a Harry Potter term. MLIA
#3119663 Comments: 105 Votes: average 339meh 28Share 
Today i realized that my new iPhone automatically changes the word Apple to Ninja Turtles every time. As if this wasnt enough it also changes the word autocorrect to autocucumber. I have yet to figure out why my iPhone thinks autocucumber is a word but i find these corrections to be perfectly acceptable. MLIA.
#3179989 Comments: 21 Votes: average 348meh 27Share 
Today, a kid in my class yelled "It's snowing!" Everyone looked up except for me.... There are no windows in our classrooms. I win. MLIA.
#1672607 Comments: 7 Votes: average 415meh 31Share 
Today I read a post that said: "Today I discovered that if you go to 35 Sampsonia St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 on google maps and look at the picture, there is two grown men having a midevil Ninja sword fight...MLIA". I decided to see this for myself. I looked up the address. Mind. Blown. MLIA.
#3180010 Comments: 20 Votes: average 402meh 37Share 
Today we got letters for who made the honor roll. What were they disguised as you may ask? Hogwarts acceptance letters. MLIA.
#3108692 Comments: 15 Votes: average 332meh 20Share 
Today, I came down with a bad cold and felt terrible. As I was curled up, sick and tired, on the couch, my dad came over, dropped a sheet of bubblewrap in my lap, and said, "Here feel better." After I finished it all, I took my temperatre again. My fever was gone. MLIA.
#3179980 Comments: 31 Votes: average 386meh 25Share 

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