Average word:
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Today, I delivered some doughnuts for a fundraiser. Some of the people weren't there, so we called and left them messages. MLIA.
Everyone who reads this site is a big dumb homo. In a good way.
Today, my sister and I were talking to our 3-year old cousin. We asked him what his favorite food was, and he said "chicken." We then asked him what his least favorite food was; he said "socks." MLIA
A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. I had to tell my parents about the dog bite so I just said that he did it out of nowhere. My parents decided to put him down today. I'll miss you forever, Max. MLIA
Today, I realized that I enjoy driving at night when it is snowing because it feels like I am traveling at warp speed. MLIA
Today while I was enjoying my waffle cone at an ice cream shop, two workers behind the counter put on fake mustaches and began speaking fake italian to each other. If they had done that prior to my order, they would have gotten a larger tip. MLIA.
Thanks for all the support over the last five years. This is MLIA's final post. The site will close on 5/15/13.
Today, I was at my dad's office, listening to my iPod. I thought there was some strange echo in my earphones for it sounded like the song was repeating itself after each section. I took the earbud out, only to discover that the radio station was playing the exact same song. Epic. MLIA