Today I realized how lame MLIA has gotten with all the same boring, cliche, made up stories. This is ridiculous and needs to stop. I'll come back when the real MLIA does. Because I mean it when I say MLIA.

Yesterday evening, I went to bed, at my house, in my own bed. The next morning, I woke up on Jupiter. I wasn't confused because this didn't actually happen. MLIA

Today, I logged onto MLIA for the first time in a while. I read some post and was shocked! The stories are all fake and not average at ALL! I loved the old MLIA when there were stories I could actually relate to. Where the stories were short and simple and didn't end in cliches. Where the stories were about average things and not harry potter or forts or amazing things happening in school. This site has turned into one giant the MLIAwesome category. This site has to change back. If all you people who are ACTUALLY average "average" this post, and we get at least 2000 post, the admin might start only entering averages stories. They have no other choice but to enter fakes stories if all the stories in the voting area are fake. So please average people, make this get 2000 averages. MLIA

The other day I got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He told me, "I've been waiting for someone like you to come by". I replied "I know! Which is why I tried to get here as fast as I could so you wouldn't have to wait long." He laughed. I didn't get a ticket. MLIA

Today, I was at the mall. The escalator was broken, but instead of the sign saying "Sorry, escalator is out of service," it said "Sorry, escalator is temporarily stairs." MLIA

Today, my entire family went out to eat, bringing my best friend along. At one point, my dad's old teacher saw him and he introduced her to ourfamily. Everyone in my family has dark brown hair, and the teacher was saying how we all looked just like my dad. He pointed at my blonde friend and said, "Except for this daughter, and she looks just like the mailman, which has always concerned me." You should have seen the look of shock on his teacher's face.

Today I read that in Britain instead of saying "cupcake" they say "fairy cake". Never again will I say cupcake. MLIA

Today it was raining and while I was driving over a bridge i noticed that it said, "CAUTION: BRIDGE MAYBE WET WHEN RAINING." Really bridge? Are you sure? MLIA

For about two years, my best friend has been watering a fake plant. It makes him feel important, so nobody says anything. MLIA

Today, I googled for stuff to do in the snow. One list said to have a frozen snowball fight, so I put sone snowballs in the freezer. It took me about five hours to realize that snowballs are already frozen. I hate the Internet. MLIA