Today I found a sign on my mirror that said 'NARNIA IS CLOSED DUE TO CONTRUCTION. WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENENCES' My mirror is on my closet. I decided to open it, thinking nothing would be there. Turns out, there was fake snow and contruction tape all inside. No one knows my address, except for one person. I now have a date on a boat on Monday. MLIA.

Today in english, we had to name the most significant villians of all time. Our class came up with: plankton, voldemort, troublesome truck and captain hook. MCIA

Today, I got my mission. Sit in a tree and pass out Hogwarts acceptance letters. Well, I have been sitting in a tree for 5 hours straight...and no one has come by my tree... but it's ok. Because as I was getting out the tree I fell out the tree. And I could of sworn I heard a squirrel laughing at me. MLIA

Today I decided to join the google vs. yahoo war. Round 1: I typed in "google is" on yahoo, and it came up with "google is better than yahoo". I typed in "google is" on google, and it came up with "google is god". Round 2: I typed in "yahoo is" on yahoo, and it came up with "yahoo is stupid". I typed in "yahoo is" on google, and it came up as "yahoo is not worthy". Even yahoo admits to defeat, and I'm glad that google has embraced the victory. G(google's)LIA

Today while outside in my yard I saw an icecream pass by but instead of playing the normal songs ,in the middle of july it was playing " Santa Clause is Coming To Town" I'm still confused.MLIA

Today, i walked into my sisters room and noticed a jar of peanut butter sitting next to her bed, i asked her what it was for and she said just incase a murderer or rapist with a peanut allergy tries to get her while shes sleeping. MLIA and HLIA.

Today in while in my choir class, the student teacher had us sing in British accents as part of a warm-up. While singing, I then realized that I sounded no different, and that when I sing, I naturally sing with a British accent. MLIA

I was trying to get to a page on a website and it didn't work. The page said,"Ack. Sputter. Cough. Oops, something has gone wrong. We're working to fix it now." Well, whatever disease this page has caught, I hope it isn't contagious. MLIA

the other day i read a post about i little boy who got out of bed every day and said tada to himself and how his cousin tried and had a good day so naturally i tried it and today after doing a haircut and color on a girl she gave a $50 tip...needless to say i will be doing this on a regular basis from this point forward MLIA

Today (well actualy last week) me and my friends went out to a chinese resturant and before we opened our cookies one of my friends said "everyone read out your fortunes and add except in bed to the end" what was mine? "seven days from now will be your lucky day... except in bed" MLIA