Average word:
crisp
Today, I walked into the kitchen and my mom tossed me a kabob skewer. She then proceeded to say, "I challenge thee to a duel!" MLIA
Me and my brother just got a periodic table shower curtain in our bathroom. Now, when I'm doing my chemistry homework, I can just go to my bathroom if I need a periodic table. MLIA
Today I read a post that said: "Today I read a post that said 'When I was younger I thought that there were people who manually changed the stop lights from red to yellow to green by watching surveillance cameras... MLIA.' Glad to know I wasn't the only one" My reaction... They're not? Oh... MLIA.
Last night, as I wore my Slytherin scarf while at a hockey game, my friend gave me a wand. Ten minutes later, as my friends and I were casting spells at random people, I heard someone from the other team's school whisper, "Let's go to Cal (my school). They have wizards." MLIA.
Today, well, really all the time, my initials are AWS. I have decided I must find a girl with the initials OME and date her, because then together we would spell AWSOME, which is almost awesome, which in a sense is average. MLIA.
Today I went to the dentist. There was an Explorer car there, with a licence plate that said, "Dora The". It took me at least 10 minutes standing there trying to figure it out. Ohhh.... MLIA
Today during dinner, i punched myself in the eye while itching my nose. I have no idea what happened. MLIA
Today, I was looking at the International Quidditch Association website when I found out that in Michigan, there is a team called the Jetpack Ninja Dinosaurs. So much respect. MLIA.
the other day I was driving and noticed one of those light up street signs proudly declaring "WARNING ZOMBIES AHEAD" I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.MLIA