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Today (well actualy last week) me and my friends went out to a chinese resturant and before we opened our cookies one of my friends said "everyone read out your fortunes and add except in bed to the end" what was mine? "seven days from now will be your lucky day... except in bed" MLIA
#2987671 Comments: 9 Vote: average 208meh 18Share 
Today I read a post that said "Today I was on my computer and yahoo wouldn't open. Then a notice popped up saying "The following pages have become unresponsive, you can wait for them or kill them." There were two buttons "Wait" and "kill them." Yes fellow MLIAR'S I am the girl that killed yahoo!!! MLIA" I think when I say this I speak for all of us but why were you trying to go onto yahoo in the first place?
#3182200 Comments: 7 Vote: average 250meh 22Share 
Today I went to Mystery Seeker and asked it what I should do today. The result? "Ron Weasley." MLIA
#3119302 Comments: 5 Vote: average 291meh 17Share 
Today I had my World Geo final. As the teacher was handing a girl a stack of tests to pass back, the girl's phone went off. My teacher started doing a little dance and talking about how much she liked the song. Then a guy started singing it and she told him he ruined it. MLIA
#3098461 Comments: 7 Vote: average 247meh 23Share 
A few days ago, my parents went on a vacation to Jamaica and left my teenaged brother home alone. They told me to check up on him because they thought he might have a party or something. Today he called me to tell me he took a break from playing Skyrim, went to buy chocolate milk and locked himself out of the house. I'm not worried about him. MLIA
#3254509 Comments: 29 Vote: average 304meh 8Share 
For my Ecology class I had to make a video showing positive human influences on the earth. I used "He Lives in You" from the Lion King II for background music. This caused my teacher to go home and download a whole bunch of disney songs to listen and sing to. The next day he told us when his wife came home he was sleeping and she heard him burst out in a spontaneous Little Mermaid song (Kiss the Girl). :) I'm proud to have caused this. MLIA
#3032645 Comments: 18 Vote: average 265meh 9Share 
Today I was having a really crappy day at school. On my way home I was stopped at a stop light with my hand out the window. When out of no where the person in the passenger seat in the car next to me reached out and gave me a high five. Day made. MLIA.
#2987956 Comments: 1 Vote: average 290meh 4Share 
Today, actually a while ago I found an empty plastic easter egg in science. After fiddling with for an hour i drew a picture of Waldo and wrote "congrats you found him!" and put in the egg. I then perceded to hide it in the stairwell of my highschool. it was gone the next day and i am hoping someone found it. if anyone found a yellow easter egg eith waldo in it at NHS then post it! hopefully mlia
#3255936 Comments: 6 Vote: average 205meh 29Share 
last night I sent one of my friends "bring a lightsaber to school tomorrow", she never responded..... So I hoped she got it. The next day I walked into 3rd hour and she popped out behind the door yelling "WA CHA!". She seriously scared me..... I totally forgot mine so I faught her with a small pencil I had in my bag. Near the end of class...... She decided to try killing the floor with her red lightsaber. I love this chic. OLAA!
#3293176 Comments: 2 Vote: average 202meh 21Share 
Today, I decided I wanted to learn Irish Gaelic. On my quest to find a good free site to help me in this endeavor, I found a site with a very useful phrase. Yes, I am so glad to be able to tell someone Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascanna (my hovercraft is full of eels). MLIA.
#3182236 Comments: 3 Vote: average 238meh 20Share 

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