Average word:
jasmin
Today was the last day of school. My science teacher decided to play music all period. When the song "Blow" by Ke$ha came on, my teacher said that anyone who knows the words should sing along. I burst into song at the top of my lungs. By the end of the song everyone was staring at me. Why? Because my teacher decided to turn the music off, and I was the only one left singing. I ended up with a standing ovation, a slice of cake, and $20. Win! MLIA
I work at a UPS Store and I had an eight year old kid walk in and ask me for the biggest box we have, curious I asked what for. He looked me right in the eye and said "I am building a fort in case zombies invade." I now have a hiding spot also! MLIA :)
Today, while in a book store, I saw a sign that said "Warning: All unattended children will be given a puppy and a smoothie." I have a hunch that this book store is a MLIAer in disguise:) MLIA
Recently, I've been reading a lot of posts on this site about people seeing black, ghetto "gangster-looking men", doing things that go against their stereotype. Well, I suppose I count as one of them and just because we're black gangsters, doesn't mean we can't be into Taylor Swift, Classical music or unicorns. So, hoping I spoke well for all of us, MLIA
Today, I watched a scientist chase a groundhog down the street. I was amused. MLIA
A few weeks back I stayed after school with three of my best guy friends. We decided too go to the park, but before we went one screamed "WAIT! I need my monkey suit." Confused the three others of us waited on his porch. He came out a few minutes later in a bright pink monkey suit and mask. We walked to the park and followed people around, then decided to walk down the busiest street in town. We got lots of high-fives, hugs, and a few people to offer us rides. I now know why I hang out with them more than my girl friends. It was a successful day. MLIA.
Today while hanging out with my friend, she jokingly yelled "get me some water" so i said "get your own water!" THen we just went on to normal business About 5 minutes later my younger sister came in the room with a glass of water and asked "Did someone say they needed water. I love my sister:) MLIA
Just now, I read a story that said, "Once, our class talked for about an hour... about the word "shoebox." MLIA." Well, that reminded me of how once my whole class spent the entire class period talking about the word "crayon" and arguing how to say it. Yes. The teacher argued as well. MLIA.
Today I read a post that said "Today as I was peeling a tangerine, I saw the sticker on it. It said "party in your tummy" with the picture of a happy tangerine with a party hat on it. It is now happily taped to the back of my phone, and yes, it was a delicious tangerine. MLIA ". I would like you to know my best friend and I did that exact same thing with a banana. OurLivesAreAverage.
Today my dad told me a story about his college days. He was sitting in one of the most boring classes in the world when randomly, out from the back closet comes a person dressed as dracula. He (dracula) then spread his arms and walked out. Needless to say the professor was stunned. MLIA.
