Today, I convinced my 8 year old neighbor that his eyebrows are magnetic. MLIA.

Today, I realized the irony of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.

Today I was walking across a pedestrian crossing when a guy in a truck whistled at a girl in front of me. She ignored him but I turned and signaled "who me?" I suspect he's still laughing now. I'm an overweight middle aged man. MLIA

After graduating this year, I was kind of feeling a little down and out because I hadn't really left a legacy like the rest of my family who had gone to the same highschool. Today, my cousin who still goes to the school told me that they had a new rule in the student handbook: Students are now banned from bringing lightsabers to school. That right there would be my legacy. MLIA.

Today, I had a difficult time taking the cap off my glue stick. It took me 5 minutes to realize I was pulling on the wrong end. MLIA

Today I asked a 4 year old at the nursery I volunteer at what he wanted for Christmas. He said a shotgun, so he could shoot santa and take all his presents and the reindeer. MLIA.

I just realized the graveyard on my way home from school is a dead zone. MLIA

A couple of days ago, I printed out about 20 color pictures of Waldo in different sizes, and spent the day going around school and hiding Waldo. I can't wait to go and see if anyone has found Waldo yet. MLIA

Today, I went to restaurant with my sister. After receiving our drinks I noticed that our waitress looked exactly like Bellatrix Lestrange. We got our food and I was finished with my drink, my waitress asked if i wanted a refill. When she did I cooly said "are you going to curse it Bellatrix?!". She looked left to right looked me deep in the eyes and asked me "Did Potter send you?". I shook my head and she grabbed my cup and walked away. A minute later she came back with my drink, cursed orange juice that was really apple juice. I had a dramatic death when I took a sip. She laughed evilly. I think I made a new friend. MLIA

Today, I was driving down a road by where I live, and I saw an elderly retirement place. Next to it? A childrens playground. There were children out there, but I also saw an elderly couple trying to climb on the jungle gym. I hope I can have that inner child when i'm older. MLIA