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Today I saw a Harry Potter snuggie. My life is complete. MLIA
I was eating animal crackers i realized that there were elephants but no donkeys. I guess the animal crackers company is republican...MLIA
Today, in my herbology class, I said "Go Griffindor!" and then someone said "Slytherin sucks!" and I didn't even know him! Day made. MLIA
Today, I read the very first post on MLIA. It was, "Today, I accidentally brushed my teeth twice in the morning, and was seven minutes late for my psychology class. I had some apple juice afterward, and then I went on the internet. MLIA" I wonder, how did it get from something truely average, to, "Today, my very strict CP English teacher asked a girl in my class if he could borrow her eye liner. She gave it to him and he left the room. Five minutes later he came back with a full mustache complete with end curls drawn on his face. I have found great respect for this teacher. MLIA." MLIA
Today, there was a light switch on youtube that would make the background go from white to black. Needless to say, I ended up clicking on the switch for about a half an hour...MLIA
I was looking at the allergy warning of a peanut butter jar which said "contains peanuts. May contain traces of milk, eggs, anchovies, wheat and soy." I'm confused as to why peanut butter would contain traces of anchovies.MLIA
Today the local weather channel claimed that my town should be getting at least fourteen inches of snow today. I went on weather.com to see if this is true, and the page refused to load and stayed white. I am expecting a white-out.
Today, I was looking up dumb laws in Australia. I found out that all taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk. MLIA
Today, I was leading some fun games and exercises during a theatre camp, and I told the kids to pretend to be dinosaurs. One boy fell to the ground in a stationary position. I asked him what was wrong. His reply? "I'm extinct." MLIA.