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Today I found out that the word 'bunnyhug' is a hooded sweatshirt with a pocket across the belly. I'm never calling it a sweatshirt again. MLIA.
The other day I was showering at my grandma's house. She had this special shampoo because she has a water purifier throughout the house. I was bored so I was reading on it. First ingredient? Freshly squeezed water. I wonder what they squeeze it from... MLIA.
Last week in science class, we wouldn't stop talking. My teacher was unsuccessfully trying to shut us up, so while we were talking she turned on the projector hooked it up to her computer and opened MLIA. Every single person in the class shut up. She told us that for every 15 minutes that we were quiet she would read us one MLIA story. Its safe to say that we are now a well behaved class. MLIA
Today,the hottest teacher in the school got up in Assembly and introduced a slide show about math. He was standing in front of the projector so it looked like it was projected on to him. Coincidentally an upper case 'I' was positioned right on his crotch. He looked down, looked up at the projection box and said "Come on guys thats a bit of an understatement." We were peeing ourselves. MLIA
Today, I walked into my bathroom and found a fly sitting on my towel. When it didn't fly away I realized its little leg was stuck. I then spent the next 10-15 minutes figuring out how to free it. I eventually got him free and instead of flying away, he landed on my finger and hung out a while. I befriended a fly today. MLIA.
Today, I dropped my phone, before it hit the ground, I managed to kick it up and back into my waiting hand. After thinking I was a ninja, I walked three steps and accidentally let go of my phone, propelling it across the room, breaking it. I am not a ninja. MLIA
Today, I was walking to my friend's house, and I came to the wrong door. The house I ended up going to was a family with a little boy celebrating his birthday. When all his friends saw me, they went crazy and I spent three hours there. I am proud to say that I have successfully crashed a party. MLIA.
Today, while buying something, I asked if Monopoly money was okay, handed the person a 50, and told them to keep the change. They accepted. I've been waiting almost my whole life to do that, and it felt every bit as awesome as i thought it would. MLIA
A few days ago, I decided to test out the theory that everyone touches their face when asked what a goatee is. To date, everyone I've asked has touched their face. Every time someone did, I giggled and ran away without explaining. My school now thinks I'm nuts. I think it's worth it. MLIA.
Today, my best friend called me to tell me that he had just bought a huge flat screen tv. He asked me to come over so we could watch it together. Is that what we did? No. Instead, we played around with the box it came in for 4 hours. We're both 26 year old males. MLIA
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March's proceeds will also go toward building that well. See our progress below - updated 3/11
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