MyLifeIsAverage

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Today, I read that my Softsoap brand bodywash contains no soap. I feel I've been washing myself with lies. MLIA.
#736205 Comments: 263 Vote: average 2374 meh 179
Today me and my friends noticed a sticker on one of our schools filing cabinets that read "these files do not contain military secrets" We put a sticker on the next one down that read, "but these do." MLIA.
#736190 Comments: 210 Vote: average 2038 meh 104
A few months ago my Dad and I were touring Duke University when we passed under an arch and saw some college guy standing in the shadowy corner. My Dad was confused. I told him that the guy was probably going to jump out and scare someone. A few seconds later, almost on cue, I heard a "Boo!" and some other guy scream. I felt like I predicted the future. MLIA.
#736174 Comments: 90 Vote: average 1819 meh 229
Today I was taking a quiz in English class. I then randomly wrote a note to the girl next to me saying that in five minutes a guy who was absent today would walk through the door. Five minutes later when he did, her face was priceless. Little did she know that I could see him walking to class through the window. MLIA
#736161 Comments: 82 Vote: average 1940 meh 138
I hardly ever get a matching pair of socks back in the laundry, so today when I got a matching pair that were labled right and left I got really excited. I went around all day and no one thought it was important to tell me I had them on the wrong feet. MLIA
#736129 Comments: 35 Vote: average 1671 meh 282
Today I was developing some photos in the school darkroom. I noticed the guy next to me rocking out to his music on his iPod. When I asked him what he was listening to, he sheepishly let me listen. It was the soundtrack from Lion King. I told him I approved. MLIA
#736154 Comments: 49 Vote: average 2109 meh 144
Yesterday, I was cleaning with a bottle of windex, when my dad suddenly opened the door. Reflexively, I aimed the nozzle at him like a gun. Turns out he had a drill gun pointed at me. MLIA
#736122 Comments: 29 Vote: average 1705 meh 168
Today I learned that if you lick a person's elbow and they can't feel it unless they know that you are doing it. Needless to say it lead to hours of entertainment at my church party. MLIA
#736124 Comments: 35 Vote: average 1936 meh 333
We have an old photo cube that was obviously passed down to my husband from his grandmother. I recognized all the relatives except one. Today I asked my mother-in-law who the mystery woman was. She said it was the original model photo in the cube and her mother never replaced it. MLIA
#736116 Comments: 12 Vote: average 1674 meh 179
Today, I couldn't find any insect spray so I used Air-Re-freshener on the ants which were invading my living room. Now my living room smells like a field of lavenders and the ants are dead. MLIA
#736112 Comments: 53 Vote: average 1872 meh 158

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