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Today, I decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo war; I typed in "monkeys are-", google gave me "monkeys are machine guns". I didn't even bother with Yahoo. Go Google!! MLIA.
Today my friend made a puzzle for me. He said, "What starts with P and ends with ORN?" and then a teacher came by and took him to the detention room. 3 minutes later, he got out and I asked him why he was out so early. He told me that he explained to the teacher that the word from the puzzle wasn't porn. It was popcorn. The teacher pardoned him and gave him a rainbow lollipop. MLIA
Today I am hiding in my friend's apartment because I am hiding from my roommate. He chased me across an entire college campus, chased me into a warehouse, and shot me repeatedly with a paintball gun in the back. Why? Because I ate the last piece of bacon. MLIA
Google vs. Yahoo war: I typed in "how to " Google gave me: "how to milk a kangaroo" and Yahoo gave me "how to tie a tie." Google. wins. Although i feel that milking a kangaroo would be a painful process for both the kangaroo and me...MLIA
Today I read, "Today, I started yelling at my cat in spanish, and then I felt silly because cats can't understand spanish. Then I realized cats can't understand English either... MLIA."
Actually, my cat understand English and what little French I know well enough to speak to him. Cats, like other animals, can learn basic commands. While we don't know just how much they truly comprehend ponder this: a few days ago, I was on the phone and said something along the lines of, "going to make an sandwich and then feed Cad." The next thing I knew, good ole' Cad, my thirteen-year-old cat was dragging a loaf of bread into the living room." MCLIA (My Cat's Life is Average)
Today, I read a post that said "today, i got a cup the shape of a dinosaur with a straw as the tail. its called a sip-a-saurus. (: mlia" Well I have one of those too but I didn't know thats what they were called because I've just been calling mine juice-a-saurus all this time.. Mlia.
Today, while reading the FAQ on MLIA, one of the questions was, "What does FAQ mean?" Instead of telling them it meant frequently asked questions, the answer was, "You're dumb." I'm glad to know we have one of us running this website. MLIA
Today (a few weeks ago) while working as a cashier at Walmart a woman saw that I had a black eye and proceeded to counsel me on how to get out of an abusive relationship. She wouldn’t believe me when I told her that I had given myself the black eye, when I punched myself accidently while playing Power Rangers with my sister. She now makes a point of coming to see if I’m doing okay every time she sees me. MLIA
Today I realized that while I was eating, I was quietly saying "nom nom nom" to myself as I chewed. Interesting. MLIA