Today me and my friends noticed a sticker on one of our schools filing cabinets that read "these files do not contain military secrets" We put a sticker on the next one down that read, "but these do." MLIA.

A few months ago my Dad and I were touring Duke University when we passed under an arch and saw some college guy standing in the shadowy corner. My Dad was confused. I told him that the guy was probably going to jump out and scare someone. A few seconds later, almost on cue, I heard a "Boo!" and some other guy scream. I felt like I predicted the future. MLIA.

Today I was taking a quiz in English class. I then randomly wrote a note to the girl next to me saying that in five minutes a guy who was absent today would walk through the door. Five minutes later when he did, her face was priceless. Little did she know that I could see him walking to class through the window. MLIA

I hardly ever get a matching pair of socks back in the laundry, so today when I got a matching pair that were labled right and left I got really excited. I went around all day and no one thought it was important to tell me I had them on the wrong feet. MLIA

Today I was developing some photos in the school darkroom. I noticed the guy next to me rocking out to his music on his iPod. When I asked him what he was listening to, he sheepishly let me listen. It was the soundtrack from Lion King. I told him I approved. MLIA

Yesterday, I was cleaning with a bottle of windex, when my dad suddenly opened the door. Reflexively, I aimed the nozzle at him like a gun. Turns out he had a drill gun pointed at me. MLIA

Today I learned that if you lick a person's elbow and they can't feel it unless they know that you are doing it. Needless to say it lead to hours of entertainment at my church party. MLIA

We have an old photo cube that was obviously passed down to my husband from his grandmother. I recognized all the relatives except one. Today I asked my mother-in-law who the mystery woman was. She said it was the original model photo in the cube and her mother never replaced it. MLIA

Today, I couldn't find any insect spray so I used Air-Re-freshener on the ants which were invading my living room. Now my living room smells like a field of lavenders and the ants are dead. MLIA

Today, I was in class, and I felt like the guy I sit next to was staring at me. Being a little shy, that made me nervous, and I thought he was reading my mind. I didnt want him to hear my thoughts, so i meantally screamed as loud as i could. I looked over at him and he was cringing. I asked him if he heard my mental scream, and if he was a mind reader. He then replied,"No, you just had an odd look on your face, so i decided to go along with it, MLIA? We have a date Saturday. MLIA