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Recently, I read this, "Today, i was at the movies and saw an ad for that new justin bieber movie with a life-size dummy of justin bieber. someone had punched his face in. it made my day. MLIA" That was me. You are all welcome:D OLAA
#3101928 Comments: 72 Vote: average 290meh 29Share 
Today, my math teacher said that his dry erase markers smell like sweaty crayons. I'm still trying to figure out what that means. MLIA
#2933513 Comments: 26 Vote: average 255meh 14Share 
Today, while driving home from a restaurant, I saw a hobo with a sign that said "Team Rocket stole my Pokemon, need money for Pokeballs" needless to say I gave him my Hamburger. MLIA
#3030037 Comments: 2 Vote: average 320meh 14Share 
Today I decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed in penguins are in google and it came up with penguins are my favorite frogs. Yahoo you don't even have a chance. MLIA
#2774500 Comments: 6 Vote: average 202meh 29Share 
Today, I had the most annoying song stuck in my head, only I couldn't figure out what it was called. After about 15 minutes I sung it for my sister and she replies 'You were singing Rebecca Black's 'Friday' lyrics to the tune of Justin Bieber's 'Baby'...I was right, it was the most annoying song ever. MLIA
#3076595 Comments: 11 Vote: average 418meh 23Share 
Today, I was just fooling around, and I put my brother's Indiana Jones hat on. I was singing the theme song, the "da-da-da-daaaaaaa" one. After I did the Superman pose, I notice the bathroom remodoling guy standing a few feet in front of me. At first I was embarressed, but then he started applauding me. He made my day. Thank you bathroom remodoling guy. OurLIA
#2867921 Comments: 15 Vote: average 312meh 12Share 
Today I went on mysteryseeker.com and started giving awesome missions. I was kinda disappointed that no one else was giving cool missions. Until I was given this: Your mission is to- never mind. I'm to busy burning Twilight books. Find some books of this evil nature and do the same. Mission accepted. I have my fire pit ready as we speak. MLIA
#3108245 Comments: 5 Vote: average 223meh 22Share 
Today, while skipping homeroom, I went to Starbucks for coffee. I thought I was safe until I saw my English teacher, who smiled and made small chat with me while we waited for our coffees. MLIA
#2868647 Comments: 6 Vote: average 282meh 7Share 
Today I found out that the MLIA founder is my next door neighbor. MLIA
#2850278 Comments: 10 Vote: average 697meh 16Share 
Today, I recieved conclusive proof that Scotland > England. Why? Scotlands national crest is a pair of unicorns. Bow down, puny english. MLIA
#3111237 Comments: 6 Vote: average 355meh 39Share 

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