Average word of the day:
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Today during english class one of our myths had the name Aegina in it. (pronounced A-Gina) When my teacher read this word out loud she started laughing so hard tears were streaming down her face. I offered to read because she couldn't compose herself and started to read. I not only stumbled on Aegina but couldn't control myself when her father's name was Asopus (Ass-o-puss) My whole class had a laughing fit for the rest of the period and by the end our teacher told us there was no homework and to just get out. Best class ever. MLIA
Today I went shopping for junk food after a break-up. At the supermarket there was a girl in a hooded one-piece teddy-bear costume. As I walked past I glanced in her trolley, it was full to the brim with honey. I don't feel so bad anymore. MLIA
I was getting really angry at this candle that wouldn't blow out. Then my mom walked into the room and asked me what I was doing. The candle was battery operated. MLIA
My nickname is 'Ebay' because my initials are EB, and the extra letters just got added. The other day, someone asked me why that was my nickname. I explained that I had been put up on Ebay as an infant and sold to the highest bidder. They looked shocked. It made my week. MLIA.
Today I found out that the name Elmo means The Protector. I feel that Sesame Street is in good hands. MLIA
Today when I wrote a pass for my teacher to sign to let me go to the bathroom, instead of writing the typical "lav" like everyone always does I decided to write "Hogwarts" just to see if my teacher would even notice. When he handed it back to me after signing his initials I looked down to see he wrote "Albus Dumbledore". MLIA.
Today, i got a phone with internet. Now instead of pretending to text in awkward situations, i just read MLIA. MLIA
Today, as I was walking across a bridge, I came upon a hopscotch game chalked onto the ground. I decided to do some cool hopscotch tricks when I came up to it, but little did I know that there was a crowd of Asian tourists behind me. After I was done they all started clapping and took their cameras out to take a picture with me. MLIA
Today, while walking down the street, some homeless people were asking people for change with little luck. When I walked by, one of the homeless guys asked me "have you seen Obama? He said he would give us change." Needless to say, he got all of my change. MLIA
Today, I was secretly coloring in class when we were supposed to be taking a test when the teacher suddenly stopped talking, walked across the room and came back to my side with a huge ziplock bag full of crayons and laid them on my desk, all without saying a word. She then proceeded to go on with the rest of the test... not only did I get a hundred, my picture got me extra credit too. MLIA
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