Today, I remembered that a year and a half ago, when my dad was having an MRI to find out if he had cancer, the nurse asked him if he had any type of metal on his person, as it would interfere with the machine. His reply? "Only my heart of gold and my nerves of steel." Oh, how I miss that man.

Today, I read that the bible is the most shoplifted book in the world. I laughed at the irony. MLIA

Today, I joined a group on facebook called BRB... my goldfish is drowning. I have tried using this excuse and people have accepted it. I need smarter friends. MLIA

Today, I was talking to my mom about Facebook horoscopes and how I don't understand why the "Lucky time of the day" is so lucky, because nothing ever happens to me during that time. I explained that at 2, my lucky time of the day for today, all I did was walk from one class to another. She then said "Well.. did you get hit by a bus?" I said no. She said "That's pretty lucky." and walked away. I love my mom. MLIA

Today I saw a commercial for a pregnancy test. It said "specifically designed for women". I'm now wondering who else it could be for. MLIA

Today I went to my friends church service. The theme was heaven and the pastor asked the audience what they pictured heaven to be like. The guy behind me yelled out 'Like the forest in Avatar!' I thought that his idea was legit. MLIA

Today, I walked on water to get to class. It was frozen, but it was water nonetheless.

Today while driving I saw a road sign near a cemetery. It said: 'Cemetery Road. Dead End'. I laughed at the irony. MLIA.

I like to tell dreams to my friends when I wake up at sleepovers. When they stop looking interested, the next part of my story is always, "and then YOU were there." They listen intently. MLIA

My health teacher is overweight. MLIA