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Yesterday, my friends and I were at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City. We were at the top of a rollercoaster about to go down the first drop. Right before we went, my friendss and I all screamed "FOR NARNIA!!!" at the top of our lungs. MLIA.
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TODAY I GOT ANNOYED AT MY SISTER. SHE CLICKED THE CAPS BUTTON, REMOVED IT, AND COVERED IT WITH GLUE, WHICH IS NOW DRIED. MLIA.
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Today my stepdad was taking the back roads after we left from a play. After taking a few streets he just stopped and didn't move so my brother asked him what he was doing. His response? I'm waiting for the light to change, we were at a stop sign. Day made. MLIA
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My mom taught our dog to respond to "Accio" instead of "Here"or "Come". Our dog's name? Lumos. MLIA
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Today, I went to visit my boyfriend who lives in the north of England. When booking my tickets I paid £20 more than I could have paid, just to ensure that my journey would involve me changing trains at Kings Cross station. When I got there, I freaked out with excitement and almost got thrown out. I. Regret. Nothing. MLIA
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Today, i wanted to try the strange laws thing. apparently,one may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once in Kentucky. Well darn that ruins my plans for this evening. MLIA
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Today, I created a "Star Wars" station on Pandora. The first song it played? The Darth Vader theme song. Yeah, Pandora knows what's up. MLIA.
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Today my friend was telling me that I was clumsy and couldn't go five minutes without getting hurt. She promptly walked into a pole, and a passing stranger who had heard our conversation quietly sang, "Kaaarmaaaaa," as he walked by. OLAA.
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Today, as I sat down in my desk in history class, I reached over to fasten my seatbelt. MLIA
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Today, I went to mysteryseeker.com to get a mission. My mission was to yell at a banana. Since it's ten at night and everyone is in bed, I proceeded to go to the kitchen, stare the banana down, and yell at it in my head so I wouldn't wake anyone up. MLIA.
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