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Today, when I walked into my math exam, my calculator said it was running out of batteries. I used it for an hour and a half and nothing happened. MLIA.
#153 Comments: 4 Votes: average 782meh 88Share 
Today I hit the snooze button 3 times. I was 5 minutes late to work. No one said anything. MLIA.
#150 Comments: 125 Votes: average 541meh 104Share 
Today in the restroom the guy in the urinal next to me farted. I pretended I didn't hear it. MLIA
#142 Comments: 2 Votes: average 789meh 119Share 
Today I saw a girl that was cute. I thought about talking to her.

I didn't. MLIA.
#148 Comments: 9 Votes: average 3401meh 271Share 
The man in the stall next to me was taking a dump also. It was quiet and it felt awkward. I made noises to loosen the tension. MLIA
#145 Comments: 2 Votes: average 999meh 144Share 
Today my alarm went off. I hit the snooze button and woke up 10minutes later to only hit the snooze button again. MLIA
#138 Comments: 1 Votes: average 612meh 121Share 
Today I waited for a bus. I thought I was waiting for too long and maybe I should walk, but then the bus came and I waved at it. MLIA.
#146 Comments: 1 Votes: average 586meh 98Share 
Today I asked for coffee with room for cream. They topped it off so I had to spill some out.
#141 Comments: 1 Votes: average 530meh 124Share 
Today, I woke up and thought my brother would beat me to the shower. He didn't. I showered first. MLIA.
#139 Comments: 2 Votes: average 605meh 104Share 
Today I thought I had left my keys at work, but when I got home they were in my pocket. MLIA.
#136 Comments: 1 Votes: average 498meh 111Share 

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