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Today, I was driving on the highway and signaled to change lanes. No one let me in, so I turned off my signal and stayed in the same lane. MLIA
Today, I pulled the cord for the bus to stop when my stop was near, it stopped. MLIA
Today I absentmindedly put my right foot in my left shoe. I looked down and took it back off.
Today I had a lot of plans to get things done, I did not get any of them done. MLIA
Today I was making tomato sauce for pasta. It called for 2 cans of crushed tomatoes, and I only had one. I used a can of tomato puree instead. It turned out fine. MLIA.
Today, at the end of a movie, I started clapping. Nobody in the theatre was clapping, so I stopped. MLIA
Today I was taking a shower when my brother flushed the toilet in the bathroom downstairs. The water in the shower got really hot, so I moved out of the way until it cooled down again. MLIA
Today I ordered a pizza from Dominos hoping it would take longer than 30 minutes to get to my house so I would get it for free. It came in 20 minutes. MLIA
Today, I made a bowl of cereal. I put too much milk and thought it would spill. It didn't spill. MLIA