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Today, at the end of a movie, I started clapping. Nobody in the theatre was clapping, so I stopped. MLIA
#388 Comments: 4 Votes: average 525meh 35Share 
Today I was taking a shower when my brother flushed the toilet in the bathroom downstairs. The water in the shower got really hot, so I moved out of the way until it cooled down again. MLIA
#386 Comments: 0 Votes: average 450meh 24Share 
Today I ordered a pizza from Dominos hoping it would take longer than 30 minutes to get to my house so I would get it for free. It came in 20 minutes. MLIA
#387 Comments: 2 Votes: average 437meh 26Share 
Today, I made a bowl of cereal. I put too much milk and thought it would spill. It didn't spill. MLIA
#379 Comments: 0 Votes: average 322meh 43Share 
Today I went to buy some sunglasses, and noticed they were on sale. I picked out a pair. They rang up as not being on sale. I bought them anyway. MLIA.
#377 Comments: 19 Votes: average 335meh 91Share 
Today, my friend told me to say hi to another friend for him. I forgot. MLIA
#381 Comments: 1 Votes: average 464meh 46Share 
Today I answered the phone but it was a wrong number. MLIA
#375 Comments: 60 Votes: average 366meh 79Share 
Today, I was talking to my friend, and he said something I didn't understand, but it would have been too much trouble to make him explain, so I just left it at that. MLIA
#380 Comments: 0 Votes: average 419meh 29Share 
I did laundry today. Someone else was doing laundry too, but we didn't speak. MLIA
#376 Comments: 0 Votes: average 333meh 47Share 
Today, I had a wedgie in public, so I widened my stride to loosen it up. MLIA
#383 Comments: 0 Votes: average 568meh 36Share 

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