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Today, I got in to a bus and used my Bus Pass, the machine did not accept it. I tried again and it accepted. - MLIA
#413 Comments: 1 Votes: average 312meh 89Share 
Today, I went on a blind date. It was okay, but we probably wont go out again. MLIA
#408 Comments: 2 Votes: average 357meh 65Share 
Today when waiting in line, I was unsure of what to do with my hands, so I put them in my pockets, because I felt if I crossed them I would come off as somewhat confrontational or arrogant. MLIA
#404 Comments: 3 Votes: average 508meh 50Share 
Today I did not hear what my girlfriend said, I nodded and gave a soft grunt of approval anyway. Apparently this was the correct gesture. MLIA.
#412 Comments: 4 Votes: average 783meh 16Share 
Today a telemarketer called my house. I hung up on them. MLIA
#407 Comments: 2 Votes: average 487meh 47Share 
Today, I anticipate that one of my co-workers will ask me what I did last night, I have already prepared a lie to make my life seem more interesting than theirs. MLIA
#410 Comments: 2 Votes: average 532meh 39Share 
Today I was on MSN and told my friend I had to go . I didn't leave for another 20 minutes. MLIA
#406 Comments: 1 Votes: average 466meh 29Share 
Today, my friend sneezed. I said bless you. She said thanks. MLIA
#409 Comments: 0 Votes: average 377meh 61Share 
Today, I saw some guys playing basketball. I wanted to join, but didn't. MLIA
#402 Comments: 1 Votes: average 329meh 75Share 
Today I ran to catch a bus. When I got on the bus it didn't leave for a while, so I pretended that it didn't happen. MLIA
#403 Comments: 1 Votes: average 347meh 26Share 

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