Today, the phone rang and I could see it was someone I didn't know, but I answered it anyway. It was a wrong number and they apologized. I said it was okay. MLIA
Today, I remembered a funny joke that I heard. I chuckled to myself. MLIA
Today, I took a wrong turn and got lost. Then I stopped for ice cream. Everything turned out okay.
Today, while taking my shower, I started wondering if an afterlife exists. Then I masturbated.
Today, I had 21 items at wal-mart but still went through the 20 items or less. No one cared. MLIA
Today, I tried to think of something to write on FML, there was nothing. MLIA
Today, I asked, "What time is it, 1:20?" It turns out, it was exactly 1:20. That was the high point of my day. MLIA.
Today, I used a public bathroom. I knew the guy using the urinal next to mine, but I didn't say anything to him. MLIA
Today on the bus my friend and I agreed on something funny, I raised my hand for a high five but he didn't see, neither did anyone else. I was still embarrased so I pretended to scratch my head MLIA