Average word:
bungee
Today, I tried to think of something to write on FML, there was nothing. MLIA
Today, I asked, "What time is it, 1:20?" It turns out, it was exactly 1:20. That was the high point of my day. MLIA.
Today, I used a public bathroom. I knew the guy using the urinal next to mine, but I didn't say anything to him. MLIA
Today on the bus my friend and I agreed on something funny, I raised my hand for a high five but he didn't see, neither did anyone else. I was still embarrased so I pretended to scratch my head MLIA
Today, I realized I forgot to wash my work shirt. I sprayed Febreze on it and went to work. I smelled okay. MLIA
Today, my friend told me a story that I'd already heard. I didn't say anything. MLIA.
Today, it was beautiful outside. My friends and I were debating going to play soccer, drinking by the pool, or going to the lake. We ended up napping on my couches. MLIA.
Today, I farted on public transport. no one noticed. MLIA
Today, I poured some cereal, then realized there was no milk. So I put the cereal back. MLIA.