Today I was tired of always making sandwiches for dinner so I asked my dad if we could get Chinese takeout. He said no. I ate a sandwich. MLIA.
Today, the UPS man rang the doorbell. I ignored it and continued to eat my ham sandwich. He left the package on the doorstep. MLIA
Today I was getting off the metro and I saw a homeless man sitting up ahead asking for money. I pretended to be on my phone so he wouldn't bother me. He didn't.
Today I woke up with a slightly dry mouth. So I had a drink of water. MLIA.
Today I really had to pee but I was too lazy to get up. So I sat in bed and squirmed uncomfortably until I couldn't hold it any longer. MLIA.
Today, my girlfriend said "I love you". I replied with "I love you too". MLIA
Today after using the toilet I found the roll of toilet paper had run out. Fortunately there was a new roll on the ground and everything was ok. MLIA
Today, I was in an open air stadium with several thousand people. It was not attacked by terrorist. MLIA
Today my cat looked as if it needed to be fed. So I fed it. MLIA.