Today, my computer was glitching and kept freezing. I turned it off, then turned it back on. It started working again. MLIA.
Today I woke up with a craving for bacon. I looked in the fridge, but I didn't have any. I ate a pop tart instead.
Today I spent an hour curling my hair. When I finished I decided that it looked bad so I put it in a ponytail. MLIA
Today, I quoted a movie that no one recognized. Everyone kept acting like I didn't say anything, and I got kind of self-conscious. MLIA.
Today, I downloaded music illegally. I didn't get caught. MLIA.
Today, me and my friend were supposed to meet at 9. He arrived at 9:10. MLIA.
Today, I bought a new fish. It died. I went back and bought another one. MLIA
Today, I picked up a book and tried to read it. It was upside down. So I flipped it, and read it with no problem. MLIA
Today I saw a naked picture that looked like someone I knew, so I looked again. It wasn't her. MLIA