Today, I was watching Law and Order. They caught the bad guy. I was satisfied. MLIA
I got some popcorn stuck between my teeth, which was mildly annoying until I removed it with some floss. MLIA
Today I wanted to drink skim milk with my cereal but all we had was 2 percent. I drank the 2 percent and it tasted the same. MLIA.
Today I was in my room masturbating. No one came in. It was pleasant. MLIA
Today I went to watch a Youtube video but got an error. I refreshed and watched the video. MLIA
Today, I walked into the bathroom and realized I didn't need to go, so I walked back out. MLIA
Today, I wanted to go on a walk. My mom said I should take a sweatshirt because I would get cold. I took a sweatshirt. MLIA.
Today, I drove past a stop sign without coming to a complete stop. Nothing happened. MLIA
Today, I started a new diet. But then I ate a donut. MLIA