Average word:
plump
Today it was my friends birthday I told him happy birthday on facebook. MLIA
Today, someone sneezed. I did not say bless you. MLIA.
Today I had sex with my boyfriend while I thought my parents were out. Turns out they were. MLIA
Today I typed up an assignment for school. When I went to save it, the title my computer suggested was my name, so I changed it to something more topical. MLIA.
Today I made a batch of 18 cupcakes out of a recipe meant for 24. Some of my cupcakes came out too big. They taste fine. MLIA.
Today I went to the library and brought a snack. Eating in the library is not allowed, but I ate it anyway. No one noticed or cared. MLIA.
Today I put on my shirt. I realized it was backwards, so I switched it back. MLIA
Today, I was working on a project. My laptop said it had low battery, so I plugged it in. I kept working. MILA
Today, I was wearing a hooded sweatshirt. The drawstrings on the hood were uneven. I pulled one side and they evened out. MLIA.