Average word of the day:
player
Today, I needed some alone time from all the MTV and rap my friends were listening to. What did I do? I went to my room, pulled up MLIA, and the Disney Channel on Pandora. Did I mention I'm a junior in college? MLIA
Today, I was with my parents in a mall parking lot. My mom exclaimed, "Look, a penny!" My dad then said, "I'm on it!" He proceeded to sprint for the penny even though a car was coming. He then went on about how shiny it was. MLIA.
Today I played the iPod shuffle game and asked it where Waldo was. The song that came up was "Here In Your Arms" by Hellogoodbye. I was holding a Waldo stuffed doll... MLIA
Today, while driving back from Wisconsin (I live in Ohio) me and my dad were having a conversation about when to stop to eat. At exactly the same time, we looked to the side of the highway and yelled "GIANT RUBBER DUCK!" Why, you ask? Because someone had a 3 foot tall rubber duck anchored in the center of a pond. MLIA
Today I read a post that said, "Today, I read the post, "Today, I saw a clock called the "The Civilized Butler Awakening Device." Every morning, it says something different in a British accent. The example given was " Good morning madam. I'm so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe that it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame." I want this clock. MLIA". I think i speak for all of us when i say, WHERE CAN YOU GET THIS? MLIA." You can buy it here: http://www.signals.com/signals/Shop-By-Theme_1AZ/View-All-Themed-Items_1AA/Item_The-Civilized-Butler-Awakening-Device_HF8172.html. You're welcome. MLIA
So today I was having a pretty bad day and I was at the mall with my best friend. At the book store we saw a guy in a penguin suit. My friend dragged me over to him cause she wanted to say hi.. She then proceeded to tell him that I was having a bad day and that he should dance to make me feel better. He then started to do an awkward dance which made my day. His(and ours)LIA
Today, while on a walk with my friend, we saw some picked fence against a tree with a large sign next to it that said 'free'. We both stopped and looked at each other to see if we had the same idea. We took the sign. MLIA
When I was at the HP premiere, I saw a seventeen year old boy dressed as Dobby. He was wearing abnormally large fake ears and a plastic nose. But the best part was that he was wearing nothing but a short tan skirt and a strap. I admire this boy immensely. MLIA.
Today, I was talking to my friend at school about her ex-boyfriend, whose name she refused to say. I called him "You-know-who" and immediately a teacher came up to us and yelled "VOLDEMORT?!" Then he looked around him really freaked out and sprinted away. MLIA