Today, I leaned back in my chair. I leaned back to far, so I panicked and grabbed the table in front of me. I'm ok. MLIA
Today I bought a carton of eggs without checking for cracks. When I got home and checked, none of them were cracked. MLIA.
I stepped on a crack on the sidewalk today. I called my mom, she's okay. MLIA
Today I was sitting in class staring down at a girl's cleavage. I looked up to see if she noticed. She didn't so I looked back down. MLIA
Today, I went to open a packet of Splenda. I noticed a line indicating where you should open the packet. I opened it from the other side. Splenda still came out. MLIA.
Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. But it was ok since I knew I'm adopted. MLIA
Today, I saw a hot girl on the bus. I didn't talk to her. She didn't talk to me either. I left the bus. MLIA
Today, I accidentally got hand sanitizer in one of my paper cuts. It stung for a minute. Then it felt okay. MLIA