Today I was talking on the phone while using hand motions to describe a story. I realized it was weird, but continued anyway.
Today, I kissed a girl who isn't my girlfriend. But it was ok because she's my wife now.
Today, I was in the shower. My shampoo bottle told me to lather, rinse, and repeat. I did not repeat. MLIA
Today, I stepped on a banana peel. I did not slip. MLIA
Today I got ID'ed when I went to buy beer. I still bought the beer, I'm 24. MLIA.
Today I was watching tv. I accidently pressed 62 when I wanted to press 26. There was a good movie on 62. I watched. MLIA
Today, I went swimming about 15 minutes after I ate. I feel pretty good. MLIA.
Today, I looked at my watch. I didn't actually check what time it was, so I looked again. Now I know what time it is. MLIA