Average word:
crisp
Today, I was at the store and the store clerk said "If you need anything, I'm Jen." I didn't need anything. She was still Jen. MLIA.
Today, I began to type an MLIA. Everything came out in caps. I turned off the caps and started over. MLIA.
Today I received a text message. It wasn't funny, but I replied "lol". MLIA.
Today, I was wearing red while shopping in Target. Someone asked me where the video games were. I told them. MLIA
Today, I walked by a "Keep off the Grass" sign. I went on the grass. No one caught me. MLIA.
Today, I heard a sexual term used that I was unfamiliar with, but I pretended I knew what it meant. When I got home I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Now I know what it means. MLIA.
Today I ate a Jaw Breaker. My jaw is just fine. MLIA
Today, I discovered that my cereal box had a "Questions or Comments?" label with a number beneath it. I had neither so I didn't call. MLIA
Today I fought my friend. I kicked him in the shins and the face and he tried to stab me so I threw him into a mountain. After we got bored of playing Mortal Kombat, we made some pizza rolls. MLIA