Average word:
jasmin
Today, I was on page 21 of a book I was reading. I thought the next two pages were stuck together so I spent a few frustrating minutes trying to get them apart. I gave up and turned the page. It was page 22. MLIA.
Today, I was playing a computer game. I told myself next time I lose I will shut it off. I lost. I continued to play about 30 more times. MLIA
Today I answered the phone at work. The man on the other end kept referring to me as "Mam". I didnt correct him. I just tried to make my voice sound more feminine so he wouldnt notice that he was wrong and be embarassed. MLIA
Today, I put bread in my toaster and walked away. When I came back the toast popped up. I felt bad ass for timing it just right. MLIA
Today, my dog was sleeping on the couch with his paws up in the air...so I gave him a high five. MLIA
Today, I was taking a History exam and the girl next to me asked what number 48 was. I told her it was C. It was really A, I just don't like her. MLIA.
Today, I needed to go to the bathroom in class. My teacher asked if it was an "emergency". I said it was. It wasn't. She let me go anyway. MLIA
Today, I was in Victoria's Secret with my girlfriend. I saw another guy there with his girlfriend. We looked at each other and gave the "I feel for you, man" look. MLIA
Today, I was walking faster than the person in front of me on the sidewalk, so I awkwardly passed them. I proceeded to walk unnaturally fast to make sure they didn't catch up to me. MLIA