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Today, after spending a week in Ireland; I got 10 Irish people to say "they're after me lucky charms." I recorded it as well. Life=Made. MLIA
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Today some guy came into work and bought 9 packets of glow in the dark stars. He said his girlfriend was on-call, and they didn’t get much time together. So he was going to write ‘will you marry me’ across the roof. I swear I almost died of adorable. MLIA
#3319175 Comments: 20 Votes: average 581meh 21Share 
Today, I spent half an hour organizing my 120 crayons by color (in rainbow order, of course) instead of studying for the two tests I have tomorrow. But now at least my OCD is satisfied, and my crayons are happy. MLIA
#3267487 Comments: 36 Votes: average 440meh 32Share 
Today my 6 year old sister was asking my mom about the 1980's. She said, "when you opened your eyes, was everything black and white?" Gotta love her. MLIA
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Today, I was playing the iPod shuffle game. I asked my iPod what my future job will be. I got the song "The phantom of the opera". I am now prepared to haunt an opera house. MLIA
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Today at my tennis camp, my friend and I dressed exactly alike. When our coach asked how he was supposed to tell us apart I told him that I was a ginger and she was not. For the rest of the day everyone called her 'non-ginger' and they called me 'ginger' and 'weasley'. MLIA
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Yesterday during band class at school, the second chair trumpeter was absent. Being the average person I am, My friend and I, the first and third trumpeters, dressed up his trumpet case with his sweatshirt to make it look like someone was sitting there. The whole class period no one noticed he wasn't real until we started stabbing it with our trumpets. OLAA
#3317388 Comments: 5 Votes: average 410meh 17Share 
Today I read that drinking milk before you go to bed gives you weird dreams, so naturally I tried it. I have no idea what the story was but the few things I remember about the dream was 1. pirates 2. ninjas 3. Harry Potter fighting Edward (Harry winning of course) 4. macaroni and cheese. Never have I wanted to know what I was dreaming about so badly...MLIA
#3105661 Comments: 18 Votes: average 402meh 51Share 
Last week I had my friend over and we were in my room. I told him that the words gullible were on the ceiling but he didn't believe me and he wouldn't look up with the fear that I was tricking him. Today he came over and went to the bathroom. When I came back he was laughing hysterically because I really do have the words Gullible on my ceiling MLIA.
#3322252 Comments: 6 Votes: average 357meh 27Share 
Today was the last day of school. My science teacher decided to play music all period. When the song "Blow" by Ke$ha came on, my teacher said that anyone who knows the words should sing along. I burst into song at the top of my lungs. By the end of the song everyone was staring at me. Why? Because my teacher decided to turn the music off, and I was the only one left singing. I ended up with a standing ovation, a slice of cake, and $20. Win! MLIA
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