MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Average word of the day:

sunburn

Today I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but we were out of cheese. I had toast. MLIA
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Today, I babysat my little cousin. I asked him who his best friend was and he said "I have a girlfriend and a wife, I have no time for friends." He is 5 years old. MLIA.
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Today, I passed a mental institution where the slogan was, "We're all here because we aren't all there." I couldn't stop laughing. MLIA
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Today, for the first time in my life, I used the hand dryer until my hands were fully dry, without wiping them on my pants. MLIA.
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Today, I got mad because I noticed that L is on the right side of the keyboard, and R is on the left side of the keyboard. MLIA
#1123120 Comments: 84 Vote: average 1910 meh 247
Today, I realized that the saying "Some say potato, some say potato," really doesn't translate through text. MLIA
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Today, I went to the bathroom to brush my hair. I ended up brushing my teeth instead. MLIA
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Today, I realized the average word of the day was "Twice." That's the same word it was yesterday. I was disappointed that they used it twice in a row. Then I got the irony. MLIA.
#1119935 Comments: 173 Vote: average 1741 meh 264
Today, I bought a candy bar. I accidentally threw away the candy and kept the wrapper. MLIA
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Today, I thought I would be nice to my mom and unload the clean dishes out of the diswasher. After I'd completely unloaded the top shelf, I realized that they were all dirty. MLIA.
#1119630 Comments: 45 Vote: average 1619 meh 221

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