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Today I read this story: "Today I read a post that said: "Today I discovered that if you go to 35 Sampsonia St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 on google maps and look at the picture, there is two grown men having a midevil Ninja sword fight...MLIA". I decided to see this for myself. I looked up the address. Mind. Blown. MLIA." Well, I looked it up but they were all blurry, but they had on long robes. I think that they are not ninjas, the are Gandalf and Saruman!
#3325745 Comments: 4 Votes: average 54meh 5Share 
Today my class went to a castle for an awards banquet. While most people were excited about the rooms and whatnot, my friend and I were more excited about the lamp post outside because it reminded us of Narnia. We got a picture with it. OLAA.
#3326132 Comments: 90 Votes: average 149meh 8Share 
Today i read this post: "Today my mom, grandma, and I were putting flowers on graves for Memorial Day. I was looking at some of the other graves when I saw the name Potter. I ran to gets fome flowers instantly. When I bent down to place the flowers in front of the stone, I noticed the couples names were James and Lillian. May James and Lily Potter Rest In Peace. TheirLifeWasAverage." I would love to know where this grave is so i may pay my respects the parents of the conquerer of voldemort! MLIA.
#3114445 Comments: 23 Votes: average 167meh 25Share 
Today on my way to my physics class I realized that I had completely forgotten that I was supposed to construct a catapult for class. I quickly looked up easy ways to make a catapult and discovered that you can fold one with paper. I did, and then my teacher spent the class period with my little paper catapult, shooting paper wads at the students. MyTeachersLIA.
#3325261 Comments: 35 Votes: average 161meh 10Share 
Today my boyfriend texted me with, "Come outside. I have a suprise for you." When I went outside he handed me a coconut. I think I'm in love.
#3102729 Comments: 208 Votes: average 268meh 21Share 
Today I went on MysterySeeker. When I asked for my mission, it told me to send a message to an email address, and wait for the answer, of course, I accepted this message. About 10 minutes later, I received a message saying 'Congrats!! You have completed your mission, you have been deemed worthy to receive this digital cookie. (::) it is chocolate chip.... May it power you to continue many more missions : )' Life. Made. MLIA.
#3129511 Comments: 4 Votes: average 186meh 30Share 
Today my sister posted on Facebook "Noooooo school! Thank you frosted flakes from the heavens!" I'm never calling it snow again. H(her)LIA
#3301914 Comments: 37 Votes: average 225meh 21Share 
A few days ago, at an advanced screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, everyone in the theatre took turns yelling out a character or phrase to see who could get the biggest response. I yelled out something in parseltongue. I recieved the biggest response. I still have no idea what I said. MLIA
#3180004 Comments: 4 Votes: average 210meh 20Share 
Today, I decided to try out the Google/Yahoo War since I'd been reading a lot of posts about it. I looked up "Why isn't 1" on both sites. Yahoo suggested "Why isn't 1 a prime number." Google suggested "Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?" I think that I know who wins, and how I shall now pronounce 11. MLIA.
#3180011 Comments: 17 Votes: average 202meh 18Share 
In band class we were in the auditorium, not doing anything. So our student teacher told us we needed some entertainment. One student jumped up onstage and started playing "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King. By the time he had gotten to the chorus we were all singing along. MLIA.
#1455455 Comments: 24 Votes: average 187meh 29Share 

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