Today my three year-old niece wanted to play "Hide and Go and Seek" as she calls it, and every time I went to go look for her and took too long she would come running out of her hiding spot saying she was "Right here, silly."
Last month I got in a wreck where I wasn't at fault but the insurance put me at fault. I got several threatening text messages from the woman who hit me trying to make me accept fault. I found out that her new car got smashed to shit yesterday. I'm a suspect. MLIA.
Today, I shaved my legs to the Armageddon film score. It was epic. MLIA
for christmas i got these awesome shoes, but when i tried them on, they didn't fit because my feet are wide. so i went to the store and tried on the next biggest size and my feet looked giant, so a few weeks later i just got a different style.
Two days ago, in biology, the boy to my right asked me if I liked Biffy Clyro. I said "Yeah, they're alright.", to which he replied "They're ALRIGHT?" I said "Yeah. ...Do you like Green Day?" He said "Yeah, they're alright." We both laughed.
Today, I was pining for oatmeal. I decided to work for it by going on a jog. When I came back, I found that the oatmeal packet was empty and Dad was scraping the last of the oatmeal from his bowl. MLIA
To me the only difference about being the only one home is that i play my music louder. MLIA
My family was out to dinner at a steakhouse. My dad always orders thousand island dressing for his salad, but today he asked if he could borrow some of my sister's ranch. She said, "Okay - wait, ew, are you going to mix them? Gross!" Just as a waiter approached our table, my dad shouted, "Yes! THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH CROSS-DRESSING." I love my dad. MLIA
Sometimes, I randomly yell "I cannot feel my tail" for no good reason.