Today was my younger brothers 10th birthday. We wanted to take him somewhere special for his birthday. So we got in the car and drove out for two hours until we came to a small house on the side of the road. We told him it was time for him to go back to his "real family". The look on his face was priceless. MLIA

Over Christmas vacation, my family and I were in New Hampshire, walking out of a restaurant. All of a sudden, an old man in a hospital gown and wheelchair went speeding past us down the hill. On his tail were police cars with their sirens on. That runaway from the hospital made my vacation. ML(and the old man's)IA

Today I was looking at stupidlaws.com and apparently in my state a motorist must inform a police officer if he is going to commit a criminal act before he comes into the state. Now why would a criminal tattle on himself? MLIA

Today, I was reading stories about Mystery Seeker, and decided to check it out, by putting in 'What is my mission today?' I got the wikipedia page for 'plant.' What am I supposed to do, photosynthesise? MLIA

I was telling one of my classes today that I do not watch scary movies because I do not want to have nightmares (just one reason). One kid told me to just get a teddy bear to sleep with and then I won't have nightmares. :) I teach 7th grade. MLIA

Today, I remembered that in sixth grade, I came up with the best idea ever to ask out my crush. I would run up to him, and say, "Gitchee gitchee goo!" and if he understood what I meant, it was a match made in heaven. I also remembered that in French class last year, I started singing the song "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything," and my crush joined in. Then my teacher sang it in French. MLIA

Today I was sitting in the kitchen when my sister walked in. She determinedly walked to the fridge, opened it and announced that she needed a shot. Confused, I looked over to see her filling a shot glass with chocolate milk. MLIA

Today, I was looking through a bunch of papers from when I was in kindergarten. One of them asked what we wanted to be when we were older and asked why. I wrote down that I wanted to work at McDonalds. Why? So I could get free toys. I'm not sure if I'm proud of myself, or upset. MLIA.

Today i was on DBPB when i read this: Dear crazy 3 year-old-niece, Thank you for stuffing a chocolate chip up your nose and being rediculously excited that your boogers turned to chocolate... Sincerely, your aunt who is dying of laughter.. I believe that this child belongs here (HER)LIA

Today (actualy on christmas ) my cousin comes up to me and says look at this video I posted to facebook. it was of him taking a perfectly swirlled ice cream cone from mc donalds, and then he asked the guy working there if he "belived in unicorns". the guy replied with what. finaly my cousion takes the icecream cone and slaps it to his forhead and screams" you should belive in us". I laughed for twenty minutes. I belive I have taught him well -OLIA