Average word of the day:
curry
Last night, I was walking from my room to the kitchen. My dad is asleep in the living room because he's down visiting. I was being as quiet as I could, tip-toeing around the couch-bed to get to the kitchen. I filled a glass full of tea, and made it back safe and sound in my room without disturbing his slumber. I felt like such a ninja till I had realized my dad is completely deaf in both ears. MLIA
Today, my five year old was staying over and my aunt was trying to get him into the shower. He had just gotten some new cards with animals on them and wanted to take them with him. She said he couldn't because they would be ruined. He then looked though them then excitedly took out on with a whale on it and said "Not this one!!". He thinks that if a paper has something that can swim on it, then it is waterproof. MLIA
Today, one of my facebook friends posted 'I HATE H0ES'. not 20 seconds later someone commented 'so you hate yourself?' best.comment.ever. MLIA
In the summer of '05 I slept over my best friend's house for practically the entire summer because she was moving that August. Usually, she'd stay up later than me, bbut one night I decided to stay up later than her. At about 2 am, she spoke in her sleep and we had a weird conversation: "Donna, hand me the sword..." '...What?' "Never mind, hand me the shield." '...What shield?!' "Never mind, I'll get it myself." MLIA
Today, I found out that my mom named my sister 'Stacy' just so people would sing the 'Stacy's Mom' song to her. MLIA.
the other day while eating breakfast with my parents we were having english muffins with nutella. the nutella tasted kinda funny so we tried to find the expiration date on the side of the container. while reading, we found this warning: "never microwave or refridgerate" ...my dad and i agreed that we should put it in the microwave just to see what would happen MLIA
Last night I went to see Karate Kid with my cousin. This elderly lady takes a seat next to me. She said," Do you want my extra large pepsi? I only got it because I thought my granddaughter was coming." I took it and thanked her. From now on, I'll only sit next to old ladies. MLIA
The other day I was walking through the hall and I saw one of my friends and she had a ribbon tied around her head. I started to ask her why she was wearing it but before I could finish my sentence she yells "I'm a ninja". I knew I picked good friends. MLIA
At lunch one day, my friends mom had packed her two mini oranges. We thought it was funny to stick straws in them and suck the juice out. I was having a difficult time getting the juice out, so my friend Eva told me, "I'll squeeze, you suck." MLIA