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Today was the first day after ap exams in my physics class so we decided to celebrate. We built a blanket fort in the middle of the room. MLIA.
#3052188 Comments: 13 Votes: average 55meh 9Share 
Today, my best friend texted me with the beginning three lines of the pokemon theme song. Being the way I am, I texted the next four and we continued to text the full length song back and forth. Yep, she's definitely a keeper. OLAA
#2959804 Comments: 1 Votes: average 68meh 9Share 
Today I read this MLIA: "Today, I went on a tour of one of the colleges in my state. During the tour, the student ambassador informed me that this school has a Zombie Awareness Group, a Coloring Club, and a Harry Potter/Ninja Fan Club. I think I found my dream school. MLIA." WHERE IS THIS SCHOOL??? MLIA
#3132210 Comments: 12 Votes: average 98meh 7Share 
Today is hat day at my school. I decided to wear my giant sombrero. Along with that, I wore my moustache glasses. I am still receiving compliments. MLIA
#3301163 Comments: 1 Votes: average 94meh 10Share 
Today, while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist, I heard one hygienist ask another if she'd clean her teeth, promising to give her "favors" in return as a joke. The response? "Nah, just pay me in Trident Layers." MLIA.
#3300887 Comments: 37 Votes: average 109meh 9Share 
A couple months ago, I went to my friends birthday party. For her present, I got her a HUGEEEE teddy bear, and a role of bubble wrap. Later she whispered in my ear "Your gift is my favorite!" We are in college. MLIA.
#3072144 Comments: 23 Votes: average 105meh 10Share 
Yesterday, I dropped my iPod touch off my bed and it received 5 cracks across the screen. Today, it fell down a flight of stairs, bouncing off every one of them. Nothing happened. MLIA
#3300867 Comments: 64 Votes: average 143meh 15Share 
Today, I went on DearBlankPleaseBlank and read: "Dear teachers, If you want us to be quiet, just give us something to color. It works every time. Sincerely, the fact that we are in high school is irrelevant." ...I think this person belongs here. MLIA.
#3300833 Comments: 116 Votes: average 153meh 16Share 
Today, I got my Nightmare Before Christmas necklace I ordered off of eBay. I don't know if I was more excited for the necklace, or the amount of bubble wrap in the envelope it came in. MLIA
#3301009 Comments: 9 Votes: average 131meh 13Share 
Today, I went on MysterySeeker to find my mission. My result? "find MEtaMORphicTION blog and post a comment." When I reached the site, I found a message at the top stating, "NINJAS: Post comments on this post to complete your mission. P.S.: I can tell when seekers come to this site but don't post. Earn your ninjahood." I am proud to say that becoming an official ninja has been crossed off my bucket list. Thanks MysterSeeker:) MLIA.
#3072143 Comments: 35 Votes: average 136meh 13Share 

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