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Today on DBPB I read: "Dear police officer, No, really I'm not drunk. Sincerely, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow." Without hesitation, I yelled "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" at my computer. MLIA
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Today i was trying to work out what hello was in sign language.... Then my friend waved at me.. MLIA
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Today, my sister bought a glow in the dark ninja t-shirt as a birthday present. She tried looking for it when we got home, but she couldn't find it. Well played ninjas. Well played... MLIA
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Today my science teacher was really upset. When we asked him why, he said someone crushed his ping pong ball. He proceeded to show us the little crushed ping pong ball. MLIA.
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Today I washed several t-shirts that we had just bought that had different sayings on them. After washing them, I discovered that I hadn't taken the paper tag off of one of them, covering them all in wet paper confetti. The saying on the shirt - EPIC FAIL. mlia
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Today, I discovered that my birthday is on the same day as walk your pants day and walk your house plant day. Looks like I'm going to have an enjoyable walk :) MLIA
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Today, I was in the band room at my high school. Someone threw a pancake at me.
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Today, I learned that there is a town in Worcester, England, that claims to be the most accident-prone street in the world. (The actual name of the town is Accident Prone Street.) To prevent the residents from hurting themselves, the insurance companies covered the entire street in bubble wrap. I really want to move there! MLIA
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My friend recently got into our school jazz choir. Apparently she had called her mom and said calmly, "I got in." Her mom then proceeded to scream, and when asked about it, shouted, "My daughter got into jazz choir!" She was in the middle of a meeting. MLIA
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Yesterday as I was walking in New York City, I thought I saw Daniel Radcliffe walking towards me. Instinctively, I looked at his forehead to confirm the presence of the lightning-bolt scar to make sure it was really him. It wasn't until several minutes later that I realized that he doesn't have the scar in real life. MLIA
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