As I was walking home, a van stopped near me. I got really scared so I decided to stay in one spot and text until the person in the van left. I stood there for at least 5 minutes texting and the van was still there. Then I looked at the guy in the van, and realized he was waiting for me to cross so he could get into his driveway. MLIA.

Today, I was sitting on my bed reading. I was wearing sweatpants and thinking how warm and comfy they are. Then I thought, "wow they should make these for your arms!" It took me about two minutes to realize that this would be called a sweatshirt. MLIA.

The other day in my Spanish class, the class clown was called up to write on the overhead. So when he's up there he randomly blurts out "I'm gonna be on tv one day". So the teacher replies "yea I hope so, so I could just turn you off". His response... "You already turn me off" and just about everyone laughed. Definitaly made my day. MLIA

Just for fun I used to pretend that my spiral notebook feels pain when I tear pages out of it. Now I carefully detach them along the perforation and wince when somebody else doesn't. I don't think it's a game anymore. MLIA

Today, in my US History class, my teacher compared the KKK to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. I understand it better now since she used that. MLIA

Today during biology, me and my friends decided to see how off topic we could get our teacher and how long we could get him to stay off topic. He had been off topic for 45 minutes when I dozed off, and when I woke up we were talking about trans-sexual dorms in harvard.

Today, I was trying to get to failblog.org. I ended up spelling it wrong 5 times. Irony. MLIA

Today I went into a public bathroom... Something fell out of my pocket. Upset, I muttered "Jesus christ!" then I hear from the stall next to me, "yes my child?" MLIA.

Today, I was at the store, and instead of saying "paper or plastic?" the checker said "Kill a tree or strangle a bird?" MLIA

Today, my mom was telling me stories from when i was younger. Apparently one day my mom woke up to me petting her telling her she was a good puppy. MLIA