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Today I decided to compare the first story on MLIA, to the last. The first one was, "Today, I accidentally brushed my teeth twice in the morning, and was seven minutes late for my psychology class. I had some apple juice afterward, and then I went on the internet. MLIA." The last one was, "The other day I was bored so I was acting like a dinosaur, then out of no where my mom came running out of her room while yelling "RAWR!" whipped me with her leg and ran off saying "I just took you down with my tail of strength! GRR!" I love my Mom. MLIA!" This site has changed.. MLIA!

Today, I saw a sign that said "Keep off the Dinosaurs!" MLIA

Today, I was eating a dish of ice cream. What makes this so average you ask? I blew on my first bite so that it wasn't too hot before I ate it. MLIA.

Today I was at work (I work at a daycare) and we had a clown come in to do a show. He asked a boy what the magic word was and instead of saying abracadabra...He said Avada Kedavra! Needless to say...I've found a new best friend. HLIA

Today, for free clothes day at school (We have a uniform), a girl decided to dress in full Time Lord Robes from the TV show, Doctor Who. HLIA.

Today my neighbor came over and asked if she and her brother could borrow my fifth Harry Potter book. Once entering my room and browsing my books I realized I couldn't lend it to her without having to ask "Do you want paper or hardback?" MLIA

Today I read, "Today, I read "Voldemort and Osama Bin Laden both died on the same day. Coincidence? I think not. MLIA" Well, MLIAer, so did Hitler." The first episode of spongebob squarepants was aired that day as well. Oh yeah, and it's my birthday. MLIA

Today a saw a scottish man juggling three balls while riding a unicycle down a busy street. I almost crashed into the car in front of me trying to video this. MLIA

Today i got banned from drawing harry potter faces on eggs. Not because id droped a couple eggs ,because my mum was getting sick of me yelling "DONT KILL HARRYY!!!!!!!!!!!" everytime she went to use and egg. MLIA

Today, I was walking with my best friend in town when suddenly this guy dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow started circling me singing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. My friend then proceeded to take of her jacket and underneath was a budget ninja costume shirt. She then put on a ski mask she was hiding. "YOU. YOU NOT ALOUD IN THIS TOWN. THIS MY TOWN." She said this in a chinese impertination. The pirate gasped and tried to kill her with his fake sword. She then made weird movements and he ran away. I asked her who that was and she looked at me with a straight face. "I have no idea." MLIA