MyLifeIsAverage

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Average word of the day:

cheer

Today. I got a new case for My contacts. There was an "L" on the cap made of dots. I was confused by this new design and then contiued to ask my older sister, "I wonder why they have an "L" on the cap made with these dots?" and after we ponderd this question for 2 min. She exclaims "OH! Its Braille! Dummy, you know for the blind people to know which cap is the left one!" After satisfied with this answer I told my little sister about how the world is becoming "Blind Friendly" and about my new case. She then slaps me on the head and says "Blind People Dont Wear Contacts!". MLIA
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Today, while there were no customers at the coffee shop I work at, I read MLIA on my iPhone. Just as I burst out laughing at a hilarious story, the adorable delivery boy walked in, smiled, and said "MLIA?" I said, "Of course!" He said, "You just got that much cuter." He then proceeded to ask for my phone number. Thank you, MLIA.
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A couple of weeks ago I decided that when I graduate I wanted to be an archeologist. My mum has been going around telling people that I'm going to be Indiana Jones. MLIA
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Today, i realized my sister will turn 11 on 11/11/11. The most epic birthday wish ever? I think so. MLIA
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My best friend's birthday is on August 26. Wanting to surprise him I looked up what other cool things happen on that day. I went to wikianswers and typed 'what is the significance of August 26'. Its answer : 'It comes after August 25'. He'll be super glad to know his birthday is an average day. MLIA
#2375533 Comments: 20 Vote: average 133 meh 17 Share 
Today, I saw an icon that said "Edward Cullen=Cedric Diggory, Cedric < Voldemort, Voldemort < Harry Potter, therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen" Never have I ever understood math more than today. MLIA.
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Today, I went to a restaurant. I glanced at the kid's menu and it was called the "I'm Not A Kid Anymore Menu". MLIA.
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Today I bought a bag of peanuts. On the bag, it said "may have come into contact with nut products." Really? I had no idea. MLIA.
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Today I realized that whenever I get an iPod, it usually dies right after its warranty expires. Except my iPod that got run over by a car. That one still works, 4 years later. MLIA.
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Today I was perusing Discovery, a girl's clothing store.. There was a middle aged man doing a giant Thomas the Tank Engine puzzle on the floor in the skirt section. I gave him a thumbs up. MLIA
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