Today (Or... a few months ago) I was watching Jimmy Neutron on Netflix with my friends. We were watching the episode where Jimmy makes the robot salesman so that he can sell more chocolate than Cindy and Libby. At the end to save the day, Jimmy gives these book candies to the robot to make it malfunction. In the middle of all of the different quotes from different books he says, "You're a sorcerer, Harry!" We started flipping out. OLAA

Yesterday I was on the beach with a bunch of people having a Nerf gun war, and an ice cream truck driver drove up to us and gave us all as much ice cream as we wanted. For free. His reasoning? He was a Nerf fan also. Later, when he got off, he came back and joined us.

Today I read a post that said "Today, I read a post that said "Today I read a MLIA that said, "Today, I cut my finger. On a slice of pizza. I'm still confused. MLIA." and a reply that said "Don't worry. I broke my tooth. On a waffle. MLIA" Well I beat you both, I broke a braces bracket. Eating ice-cream. MLIA" This reminds me of a time when my friend said "I got a cut on the top of my mouth eating a bagel. We should start an 'unexplainable food incidents' club. MLIA." Well I would like to say that I have burnt myself on the chin. And the object that burned me...a macaroni noodle. The sad thing is I had a burn mark for 2 weeks. It was difficult to explain to people how my mark got there. And yes we should have a unexplainable food incedints club. MLIA

Three months ago, my boyfriend and I went on our second date. Instead of coming into make out on the couch, we decided to sit at the kitchen table and play Life. At the beginning of the game you are asked whether you'd like to go to college or start a career. He picked college, and I jokingly asked him where he would be attending. With a perfectly straight and serious face, he said, "Hogwarts, of course." I knew he was a keeper, then. In six days, he is deploying for one year to Afghanistan, on his second tour. I know that you'd appreciate being posted on this website, Sweetheart. Serve with your unending integrity and come home safely. I love you... even more than Hogwarts.

Today(well every time a bill collector calls), I always answer the phone in my happiest voice saying "Hello, County morgue you stab 'em we bag 'em." Ah im still waiting for it to be a real person and not a machine, but that doesn't make it any less fun. MLIA

Today I was walking in Central Park (New York City) when I saw a man dressed as Waldo run past me followed by a group of people screaming "We've found him!". Nobody around me seemed to thinks that this was out of the ordinary. Only in New York.........MLIA

Today, I was talking on my phone in the rain, and it got rain damage. When I woke up this morning, it was in Spanglish. Half Spanish, half English, with no clear reason why. Now all my friends are asking how to set their phones to Spanglish. MLIA

Me & my bestfriend found this list: 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart. While reading it we laughed so hard we cried, so the next day we take a trip to walmart and do as many as we could .. we didnt get kicked out for holding barbie ransom, putting goat milk and underwear in people's carts, screaming everytime the speaker came on, or following people around with waterguns. The one thing we did get kicked out for is going behind a checkout station and trying to check people out... MLIA

Today I saw this: Forget "Lol". Its all about "LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW" ( Laughing so hard i fell off my dinosaur, Just kidding i dont have a dinosaur, But if i did i'd name it Waldo ) MLIAer? I think so.... MLIA

Today I read "Today, I read a MLIA saying: "Today i read a post that said, "Today, I read an MLIA about how for a lot of people THE VOICE IN THEIR HEAD YELLS WHEN LETTERS ARE IN CAPS. Then I thought doeseveryone'svoicetalksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis? Iknowminedoes. MLIA" it made me think. does. everyone's. voice. in. there. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them. like. mine. does. MLIA" So I thought, doeeeeeeeeeeeees everrrrrrrrrrrrryones voiiiiiice exageraaaaaaaaaate their wordddddddds when they are tyyyyyyyyyped like thissssssssssss? MLIA" And not only was all those completely true, but I also cried from laughing so hard. At work. MLIA.