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#3361105 Comments: 365 Votes: average 77meh 64Share 
Usually, when I go downstairs, I always do this cool jump over my railing deal. Today I was super hyped up and when I went to go downstairs, I over shot it, but, being a dancer, I curled into a fetal position immediately and rolled safely down the stairs where, when I reached the landing, I was able to leap from it and land on to feet. My 17 year old sister witnessed the hole thing and after five second of awkward standoff, she got on one knee and said, "Teach me master," and tilted her head. I responded, "The skill will come in time my student," MLIA
#3359143 Comments: 259 Votes: average 105meh 9Share 
Today I wanted to get a shirt from my desk. I however was on my bed and too far away to reach the shirt. So i pushed my bed towards my desk using the wall to push off. When I got the shirt I used the desk to push my bed back into it's original position. MLIA
#3359001 Comments: 10 Votes: average 117meh 22Share 
Today during science class, one of my classmates had been wearing some shorts and a t-shirt, he asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. My teacher said yes and after a couple of minutes, he came back wearing a full spandex green body suit. He just casually walked back to his seat and acted like nothing happened. Needless to say, weirdest science class ever. HLIA.
#3358224 Comments: 48 Votes: average 102meh 16Share 
Today, I took out my headphones and shoved them into my pocket without untangling them like I ususally do, and when I took them out a couple minutes ago, they were completely untangled. Confused? Me too. MLIA
#3358120 Comments: 127 Votes: average 100meh 9Share 
A student gave my teacher attitude today. Student: *rolls eyes* Teacher: Yeah you keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
#3359757 Comments: 110 Votes: average 142meh 19Share 
Today, I had my first date with my boyfriend, we went to go see The Croods, instead of watching the movie, we talked about him illegally buying me a sloth. MLIA
#3358025 Comments: 64 Votes: average 152meh 22Share 
Today, I realized that none of these posts happened today. This, if it ever gets posted, also didn't happen today. MLIA.
#1627697 Comments: 103 Votes: average 132meh 35Share 
Today i played fetch for 15 minutes...with a full grown man in a head to toe dog costume. HLIA
#3357159 Comments: 40 Votes: average 163meh 30Share 
I tried doing the google vs yahoo challenge. I typed in Hermione Granger is.. and it came up with... Yahoo- Hermione Granger is from Harry Potter... Google- Hermione Granger is better than Chuck Norris because she punched Draco in the face.
#3342338 Comments: 324 Votes: average 177meh 24Share 

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