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Today, we got the letters we wrote to ourselves in 6th grade. I'm a senior getting ready to graduate and I was very excited to open my letter. When I opened it, the only thing my 6th grade self had to say to me was, "Have you done anything with your life yet? If not, you suck." I'm strangely proud of myself. MLIA
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How about a new goddamned post?
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Today I was at a sporting event for my school. The opposing school had a band, which over th course of the game played many famous songs, which included the Pokemon theme song and the Imperial March from Star Wars. That school just went up on my cool list. MLIA
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My summer break started this week. I'm pretty sure I passed all my classes, but I'm a little bit nervous about my grades. MLIA.
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A while back in my Environmental Science class we were talking about hurricanes. My teacher asked this really sIutty girl what some of the effects of hurricanes are, and she replied, "Well everything gets all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Megan, no one asked about your weekend." Never have I laughed so hard in my life. MLIA
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My brother: Do you hate dogs? Me: *rolls eyes* yes. My brother: Do you hate me? Me: Sure. My brother: Do you think I'm part wolf? --MLIA.
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Today, I was planning a date with a guy. We might go out tonight, but we're both kind of busy, so we might go out tomorrow instead. MLIA.
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Today, I went to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 with my friends. When it got to the part when Edward first shows up on screen, some lady behind me yelled "OH MY GOD, IT'S CEDRIC! HE'S ALIVE, YAAAY!". We turned around and saw that it was our biology teacher. We had a test the next day that I didn't study for (I spent my time on Mystery Google). I drew a picture of edward on the back of my test that said "I know where you were last night. I wont tell if you give me an A because this is too hard." She handed the test back and it said "too hard? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." New favorite teacher? I think so. And then I met my soul mate. Best.Day.Ever MLIA
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Today, I was teaching a junior youth group in a middle school. Some of the kids were being annoying. MLIA.
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Today, I delivered some doughnuts for a fundraiser. Some of the people weren't there, so we called and left them messages. MLIA.
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