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Today, my mother got a new, fancy candle. I picked it up to have a look at it. There was a warning on the label that said "Caution: This candle is flammable". MLIA
#668166 Comments: 73 Vote: average 296 meh 75
Today, i was watching my 4 year old cousin. He was eating a bag of gummy bears, but he only bit the heads off, then put them back in. This seemed a little odd, so i asked him why he did that. He said that last time he had gummy bears, he threw them all up, so this time, he's going to bite all of the heads off so they can't fight their way back out. MLIA.
#668153 Comments: 49 Vote: average 345 meh 61
Today, I went skiing at the mountain I live at. I saw that Ski Patrol was having its training class, and I figured that since I was wearing a red coat and black pants, I should join them. I stayed for four hours, and when we breaked for lunch, I was asked if I could cover weekend shifts. Embarrassed, I said I wasn't actually one of them. They said it was okay, gave me employee discount on my lunch, and I got the job. MLIA
#668142 Comments: 22 Vote: average 354 meh 76
I just did a word-count check on my Christianity paper. I had written 666 words. MLIA.
#668114 Comments: 95 Vote: average 461 meh 93
Today, I was walking with my friend and she asked me why I always look down when I walk. I told her it's so I don't trip. The real reason is so I don't miss any crunchy leaves. MLIA
#668103 Comments: 49 Vote: average 405 meh 103
Today, while hanging at my friends house, I was looking at some pictures of her when she was little and a lot of them were pictures of her with a really bad and short hair cut. I asked her why her hair was so messed up, she blushed and said, "Oh, when I was little..I tried cutting my hair like Mulan did.". I completely understand. MLIA
#668109 Comments: 44 Vote: average 470 meh 65
Yesterday, it started snowing as I was at the library. When I was walking back to my car I saw a little boy in the parking lot with his dad, trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue. I told him, quoting A Charlie Brown Christmas, "I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January." As I was walking, he turned to his dad and said, "Dad, that was Lucy! She's real!" MLIA
#668095 Comments: 65 Vote: average 451 meh 64
Today, I was reading MLIA and my cat got up onto my lap. With her tail she moved the mouse cursor over to the link for Average Cats. This was either the greatest accident ever or my cat is trying to tell me something.
#668069 Comments: 135 Vote: average 545 meh 101
today, after a long battle with Nerve Attenuation Syndrome (NAS), a condition that causes severe seizures, my younger brother died last night. This is his favorite website and he could never get a post o it. Here's to you, Luke Andrews.
#668051 Comments: 120 Vote: average 742 meh 190
A guy in my school had to write a essay on courage that was worth 60% of his grade. Instead of writing a 3 page essay like everyone else, he wrote "this is" and turned it in. Guess who got an A+? He did.
#668021 Comments: 78 Vote: average 701 meh 252

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