Today, I went to do my laundry in the basement of my dorms. There were no empty washers so I sat next to one with 10 minutes left. A guy said he was taking that one so I sat my clothes on the washer beside it which had 12 minutes left. The guy that stole my washer let me borrow his detergent. MLIA
I made my favourite soup today. I was very eager to start eating it and because of my haste I burnt my tongue. Sadly I couldn't taste the rest of it.
Today I went to make some coffee. There was already coffee made, so I sniffed it to see if it was fresh. I microwaved it and it was fine. MLIA.
On the way to work yesterday morning I was stuck in traffic near a construction site. One of the big, barrel-type traffic pylons DEFINITELY looked like it had a face, so I took a picture of it. When I got home, I sent it to my girlfriend, because it was the most interesting thing to happen to me that day. She looked, but she didn't see the face. MLIA.
Today, I was driving my Grandma to lunch with my family. While I was driving she told me to slow down, because she once got a ticket on the road we were on in 1973. MLIA
Today, I woke up and I did not feel like P. Diddy. MLIA
Today, I noticed that the stories here were getting more average. This made me happy. Then I made a sandwich. MLIA.
Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.