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Today, I was about to skype with my boyfriend. I got ready, fixing make-up and everything after a long day of classes, and then I put on perfume for him. I still don't know what I was thinking. MLIA
#1468575 Comments: 36 Votes: average 108meh 14Share 
Female cab drivers.
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Today, during a soccer game, the opposing team had an almost goal when a player dinked the ball off his head instead of heading it. Immediately afterwards he said, "Sh*t- that was NOT a good head!" His coach furiously yelled at him, "Derek you never give good head!" My entire team, our parents, and the refs could not stop laughing. MLIA
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Last night, on the midnight shift at my job at McDonald's, a man came through the drive through and wanted two caramel frappes. When he came to my window, he paid me, and then tipped me. My tip? A taco. Easily made my night. MLIA
#1572867 Comments: 6 Votes: average 118meh 11Share 
Your appearance.
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https://www.facebook.com/TheFabulousMonsterOfLochNess
#3360006 Comments: 36 Votes: average 85meh 32Share 
Today, we got the letters we wrote to ourselves in 6th grade. I'm a senior getting ready to graduate and I was very excited to open my letter. When I opened it, the only thing my 6th grade self had to say to me was, "Have you done anything with your life yet? If not, you suck." I'm strangely proud of myself. MLIA
#1569070 Comments: 45 Votes: average 184meh 15Share 
How about a new goddamned post?
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Today I was at a sporting event for my school. The opposing school had a band, which over th course of the game played many famous songs, which included the Pokemon theme song and the Imperial March from Star Wars. That school just went up on my cool list. MLIA
#1468499 Comments: 94 Votes: average 170meh 17Share 
My summer break started this week. I'm pretty sure I passed all my classes, but I'm a little bit nervous about my grades. MLIA.
#3359612 Comments: 34 Votes: average 145meh 100Share 

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